Yumi-chan: YAY! FIRST STORY! ( Jumps up and down )

Sasuke: What's up with you?

Yumi-chan: It's my first story!

Sakura: Don't you mean Fanfiction.

Yumi-chan: I KNOW THAT!

Sakura: ( Snickers ) Then why didn't you say it?

Yumi-chan: ( Zaps her with lightning ) I didn't want to, okay! Now shut up!

Sakura: ( Falls over twitching )

Naruto & Sasuke: ( Stares before backing away )

Yumi-chan: ( Grins ) Now it's time for the Disclaimer and all that other crap!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the characters in any way. If I did, I wouldn't be wasting time on I would be making more episodes so the fans wouldn't kill me.

Pairings: First SasuNaru, and SakuSasu then later NaruSasu and SasuSaku FRIENDSHIP!

(Very complex, ne? ) Also KakaIru you all get to vote on the other pairings.

Warnings: Language, possible Yuri (GirlxGirl) and Yaoi! ( BoyxBoy! )

Kumiko is Four years old so I'm going Sasuke and Naruto the same age, and I'm going to make Itachi eleven years old, I'll let you know when their ages change. Also almost everybody is going to be OOC, and just so you won't kill me about it I'll let you know that I don't know if Neechan really means sister in Japanese! The Chapter is mainly in Sarutobi's POV. Hope you like the story, there will be more humor in later Chapters believe me. You are not allowed to flame me just because I hate the SasuSaku pairing and Sakura herself.

" Speech "

'Thought '

Inner personality

Nee-chan's going to Naruto's house!

I stood in a dimly lit room in front of a little girl, she had sunshine blond hair and cerulean eyes but the most noticeable thing had to be the fox ears and the ten tails (1) that waved silently behind her.

I had asked the ANBU to bring Kumiko here, she came to Konoha a year ago, Her mother had died Protecting her, but I have never told her that her mother was dead. They were from Kyuuengakure a small yet peaceful village. Unfortunately they were attacked by a Nuke-nin from their own village, he was very skilled in their attack and defense styles so they never stood that much of a chance.

I sat down in front of the small blond girl, she looked at me with eyes filled with curiosity.

"Who are you?" she asked in a childish voice

"I am Sarutobi." I answered back simply, she tilted her head to the side.

"Saru...Saru...um..." she stuttered out, I pinched the bridge of my nose before I interupted her.

"I'm a friend of your mother." her face immediately brightened.

"Really! Do you know where she is! I haven't gotten to see her yet, is she okay?" she said quickly, I looked to the side, could I really tell her? I lowered my head.

'She has to know, it's now or never...'

"Your mother...your mother is gone" I said slowly, she frowned.

"What do you mean? Oka-san was the one who brought me here..." she said staring at me, I sighed, she would make this harder than I thought.

"Your mother is dead." I said sadly, she glared at me.

"Shut-up! Your lying! She can't be dead!" she shouted squeezing her eyes shut, I shook my head she still won't believe me. I pulled something out my pocket and sat it on the table, her eyes snapped open. It was a hitai-ate, her mothers to be exact, there were spots of blood all over it. She reached out with a shaking hand and picked it up.

She held it delicately, as if it could break at any second. I watched her as she ran a finger along the symbol as tears filled her eyes, she hugged it close to her chest and sobbed.

I stood and walked towards her, as I got closer to her I heard her speak.

"It's all my fault..." she mumbled, I rubbed her back soothingly.

"No it's not your fault." I said softly, she shook her head.

"How is it not my fault?"

"She may have died protecting you, but when you truly care for someone, you should protect them even at the cost of your own life." I said smiling softly, she looked up at me.

"Really?"

"Yes, really." I told her "You should always value your life, but you must value others lives as well." she wiped her eyes with her hand, she stood up and hugged me. I was suprised at first before I wrapped my arms around her. She looked up at me and grinned.

"Then I'll protect the ones I care about." She said burning with new found determination. We walked towards the door, she stopped and ran to the table before picking up the hitai-ate.

"Good for you! Now come on, you need to go back to the hospital." she followed me and groaned loudly.

"What! I don't wanna, the walls and ceilings are all bleach white, and the food there taste like crap. Anyway I'm much better now, I don't belong there" she said dramatically, I chuckled.

"Then I guess it wouldn't hurt to take you out for some ramen. (2)"

"YAY! You Rock Gramps!"

"Gramps? I'm not that old!" she giggled and pointed at me accusingly.

"Hehe, yes you are! In fact your ancient!" she said grinning foolishly. I laughed and looked ahead I walked silently beside her laughing every now and then because of something she says, I just now noticed that she has a much bigger vocabulary and better understanding about the world then a normal four year-old should, I looked down at the girl as she told jokes and smiled.

'She's just like you, Sachiko-chan (3)' I am brought out of my thoughts when Kumiko suddenly went silent. I looked up, we had gotten outside and we stood in front of the Hokage office (A/N: Dammit I forgot what you call that Hokage building thingy someone please tell me what you call it!).

There were many people glaring at her, I grabbed her hand and squeezed it reassuringly. I tried to make her start walking but she whimpered and backed up. I snapped my head towards them and glared coldly. They all immediately went back to what they were doing and we started walking again, though Kumiko still seemed tense.

It was sunset and now we were just walking in a random direction, turns out that Kumiko ended up dragging me all around Konoha before we went to Ichiraku's.

"Oh I almost forgot! Kumiko there's someone that I need to check up on, is it ok if I take you back to the hospital now?" She grinned brightly.

"HELL NO, you have to let me come with you!" she said happily.

"Still trying to avoid the Hospital?" I said with a smirk, she shrugged.

"What can I say, I don't like hospitals." I stared at her blankly before I laughed. We stopped in front an apartment and went up the stairs. I knocked on the door and heard someone shout "Go away!"

'Thats odd, normally he would just open the door ' I pulled out a key and opened the door, a pillow came flying towards my head. I could have just caught it but I stepped out of the way instead, it flew behind me and bounced off of Kumiko's head. I looked in the small apartment to see an angry looking Naruto.

"What type of greeting was that Naruto-kun?" I asked nonchalantly, he jumped to his feet and smiled.

"Ji ji (4)!" My eyebrow twitched at the 'old man' comment, but I dismissed it. I looked down at Naruto one of his eyes were swollen and there were bruises all over him, I crouched down in front of him.

"Naruto...what happened to your eye? And why do you have so many bruises?" I asked him concerned, Naruto glared at the ground.

"Some lady got angry at me for no reason and hit me. Then after that I was coming home and people threw things at me." I stared at him sadly, why don't they understand that he is not a demon.

"Gramps!" I turn my head and see Kumiko pouting.

"Oh sorry, Kumiko this is Naruto" she walked inside the room.

"I'm Kumiko, nice to meet you Naruto-san!" She said smiling, Naruto stared before he turned his back to her, She pouted again.

"Meanie! What's your problem!" I looked over at Kumiko who was now standing in front of Naruto, they seemed to be having a staring contest.

"Well since two are getting along so well, Kumiko you should stay with Naruto for the night!" I said cheerfully, they immediately looked at me as if I was insane.

"No way! She's not staying here, I don't trust her! (5)" Naruto growled walking a few feet away from her.

"WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!" Kumiko shouted angrily walking away from him as well.

'This is so unlike him'

"Is something wrong?" I asked them, they both turned to me and yelled,

"WHY DO I HAVE TO STAY WITH HIM/HER!"

"If you spend some time together then you might get to know each other better." I answered calmly, they both seemed to calm down a bit and walked towards each other. Kumiko hesitantly held out her hand, Naruto reluctantly took it.

"Much better! I have to leave now, you two try not to kill each other!" I said walking to the door.

"Hn" Naruto grunted walking to a closet.

"Tch" I rolled my eyes at their lack of conversation before I shut the door.

Naruto POV

I walked over to the closet and pulled out two futons (6), I heard the soft click of a door behind me and I turned and walked towards that odd girl who was siting down lazily batting a ping-pong ball around with her tails.

'Where the hell did that come from...and why does she have tails anyway!' I kept walking and her tail hit the Ping-pong ball, hard. It flew towards me and hit my forehead and I fell over, the Ping-pong ball kept bouncing around before it rolled to a stop near my head, it seemed to be laughing at me and I glared at it.

'I. Hate. You.' A shadow appeared above me, I looked up, that girl was towering above me.

"Whoa, taken down by a Ping-pong ball?" she said in a teasing voice before she pointed to the objects next to me. "What are those?" I sat up quickly and scowled at her.

"Shut-up! That stupid thing was going really fast, what else could I do! And if you must know they're futons!" She raised an eyebrow and crouched down next to me.

"What? Don't you have like, a bed or something?" she said poking my nose, I swatted her hand away.

"No! If you have a problem with sleeping on the floor then too bad!" I said before I stood and rolled out the futons. I turned of the lights and turned my back to her and laid down "Goodnight!"

"Your no fun..." she mumbled, I heard a rustle of cloth and after a while a very faint sound of snoring, I sigh.

'Well she's interesting...' I hear snickering in the back of my mind.

I think crazy is the right term

'Possibly but before we pass judgment we must see what happens tomorrow (7)' I think before I fall asleep as well.

1.She's a half demon, A demon that is still human... just like Inuyasha!

2. What? Ramen mainly the most you see them eat in the Anime

3.Sachiko is Kumiko's mom and also one of Sarutobi's friend.

4.think that means old man, I'm not too sure.

5.In this story he is not very trusting at first but later on he will be the ball of sunshine we know and love once again!

6.don't know for sure but I think a Futon is some type of mattress, except you put it on the floor

7.They may be only four years old but they are very smart!

Yumi-chan: Chapter... Done... Guh ( Falls out of chair )

Naruto: What's wrong with you?

Yumi-chan: Seven... pages... long... yes I know its a crappy chapter... me so tired... need nap.( Stands up slowly )

Naruto: How can you be so tired?

Yumi-chan: I've been awake for two days...

Sasuke: Then you should go to bed.

Yumi-chan: No! Must... tell... readers to... Revei-Zzz ( Falls over again )

Naruto: Is she sleeping?

Sasuke: ( Pokes Yumi with a stick ) Apparently, yes.

Naruto: We better get her out of here but first, Please review - for her sake! We'll be back when or if she wakes up!( Walks away )

Sasuke: Which should be a week at the most! ( Picks up author and walks away )