Disclaimer: I do not own anything but the plot... Unfortunetly for me...
Notes: Rated for slight profanity, and other things...
You Don't Say?
How many times do I have to tell her? I know for sure it's been at least twelve, AT LEAST!
She just cant seem to get the concept through her head. I mean it's not that hard to understand if I get it.
I remember the first time I told her: the day we got back to the island.
~~*~~**Flashback**~~*~~
"So Sora," she said batting those eyelashes at me and flipping her auburn hair at me. "Now that we're back, we can totally date now right?"
I sighed and looked at her, shaking my head. I tried telling her as gently as I possibly could.
"You know Kairi, I've been meaning to tell you, actually..."
She cut me off, "It's ok Sora, I know what your going to say, don't worry about it."
I smiled in relief, "Really, that's great that you know because I thought it would be weird for you to know that..."
"I know you've had a thing for me for a while, so I started thinking and..."
"I'm gay." I finished, and she stopped mid sentence.
She looked at me, blinking for a moment or two before she got this big smile and said, "Oh Sora, your so silly, but seriously, how's the movies at eight sound?"
I tried to wrap my mind around the situation before she walked away. I grabbed her arm and looked her in the eyes. "No Kairi, I'm serious, I'm gay... you know like, I like men?"
She hit me in the balls and walked away, trowing one last look at me before saying, "I'll see you at eight Sora."
~~*~~**END FLASHBACK**~~*~~
Needless to say I never went to the movie.
She even walked in on Riku and I kissing once... How much more obvious can I get?
Just to further prove my point in the matter, even Namine knows which way I swing... Really Kairi?
~~*~~ Later that day ~~*~~
Kairi was walking down the hall with Selphie when all of a sudden she turns to her friend and in the most serious voice she could muster she said, "You know what Selph? I don't know why, but lately, I've been getting the feeling that Sora is gay..."
Selphie promptly fell on her face...
The passer byes in the hall shouted a collective, "NO SHIT!"
So what did you think? My first comedy... I hope it doesn't suck too bad... Review please? I love people! I don't bite! Promise!