FIRST ONESHOT. I'M WORKING ON 'TOTAL DRAMA BLOOPERS' SOME MORE, BUT I DECIDED TO WRITE THIS LITTLE GUITAR HERO STORY. (I SHOULDN'T BE THOUGH, CONCIDERING I CAN'T EVEN PLAY 'I WANNA ROCK N' ROLL ALL NITE' ON EASY. XD) ENJOY!
It was a boring day for Geoff and Trent, because Gwen had invited Bridgette to her and Trent's apartment. Of course, she had dragged Geoff
along, too. While the 2 girls were busy chatting, Geoff and Trent were sitting on the couch, bored out of their minds. Finally, Geoff had the energy
to notice a plastic guitar and a Wii next to the TV. "What's that, dude?" he asked Trent. "It's called Guitar Hero, you wanna play?" Trent replied.
"Sure, how do you play?" He asked as Trent plugged it in. "You basically play songs and get scores for each note you hit. You design your own
band, and try to get 100% on all the songs." Trent explained. "Here, try it out." He continued, passing Geoff the guitar. Geoff strummed through
the designs for guitarists. He chose a shirtless thin dude with a rainbow Mohawk. He chose a Shark-shaped guitar. He then strummed through
the list of songs on easy. He decided to play, "Story of My life" By Social Distortion. He started to play but then discovered that he wasn't scoring.
"Dude, you're supposed to strum the guitar, too." Trent mentioned. "Oh." He tried again, and began to pass. On his first try, he got 96%. "Nice,
dude!" Trent complimented.
A dozen sodas and an hour later, he had passed all the songs on the first few levels. Now, he was gonna attempt, 'Raining Blood' by Slayer.
Trent was now getting jealous that Geoff was better than him. "He's not gonna pass this in a million years..." Trent thought. Geoff began to play,
but failed miserably. He tried again, and got 73%. "Good score," Geoff said, "But not good enough!" He played again, this time scoring 86%.
Again, 97%. Trent dropped his jaw. Not even his DAD could pass that high, and he had been playing since he was 9.
After another half hour, Trent had woken up to find Geoff was just about to play, "Through the Fire and Flames" By Dragon Force. Trent got his
video camera and started to record.
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Geoff stood up, chugging a soda In a few seconds. He was obviously nervous. "You getting this, dude?" he asked. The camera moved up and
down, nodding. He began to play, not missing a single note. It was obvious that he was trying his absolute hardest. After a few minutes of
playing, they began to sing along. He still had not missed a note. Finally, his score began to shoot up to 949K and beyond. Then Bridgette walked
into the screen. "Uh, Geoff, can we talk for a minute?" she asked. "Just a minute babe!" He replied, his eyes not moving from the screen. He may
have missed a few notes. "Uh, no, Geoff, I mean Now." She said, a little more stern. Geoff missed a few more notes. "Babe, this is really
important it'll just take a minute--" he said right before Bridgette unplugged the game. Geoff's mouth dropped open and his eye twitched. "Now
that you're done, we can talk." Bridgette said. Geoff fainted on the TV and broke the screen with the guitar.
How'd ya like it? Sorry that I made Bridgette such a you-know-what. R & R! First oneshot too, so no flames! That means YOU, Flame Rising! I haven't got any reviews from you, but from what I can tell, you're a total Jackass. We know that we aren't the best at writing, but you don't have to go all bitchy on us. We know that only a few of us might become actual professionals, but we don't care! You flame innocent writers for no good reason. So while we become successful writers, you burn in Hell, flaming Satan's torture techniques as you are flamed by the REAL flames. SO go Flame yourself, Flame rising. Thank you.