This is a sequel to Cyberwulf's "The Slash Fairy Cometh" in LOTR archive, done with her permission. This is the only slash fic I'll ever write, so enjoy it, folks!
Enjoy! Also, I am looking for a beta who knows about current Egyptian culture for a crackfic I'm working on... cultural research for a crackfic, you ask? Well, in the course of my Arabic classes, Al-Kitaab has given me a brilliant idea about how to save Gondolin!
Very pleased with her work, the Slash Fairy left Elrond and Glorfindel and decided to make her reign complete.
She flew up, up, up to the heavens, dusting Eärendil and Tilion with rainbow powder, and then made her way West, opening the Straight Road by sprinkling rainbow powder on it as well.
At last the white shores of Valinor were in view. With a squeal of "Kawaii!", the Slash Fairy made her way to Aman and then turned around and flew up to Taniquetil from the western side, where she would not be seen...
Morgoth had long broken free of his chain, and now he waited at the Door of Night for an opportunity to slip out.
He realized that Tilion should be setting, but there was no sign of him...
Morgoth quietly inched open the Door... and there was no response.
Working more quickly now, he opened it enough to stick his head out. Vingilot and the craft of Tilion were floating in the sky next to each other, and Morgoth could hear a voice growling, "I'm going to make you forget all about Arien tonight!"
Elation- but for one as fell as he it was only a cold triumph- surged in his heart. Here was his opportunity!
Alas, pride cometh before the fall, and Morgoth master of trickery should have known that he was being led into a trap. But he did not, so he bounded out of the Void and towards Middle-earth... but first, he would exact his revenge on those who had chained him!
Morgoth traveled invisibly across Aman and floated up Taniquetil, from the western side so he would not be seen...
Manwë and Varda were watching Middle-earth, paying no mind to him. Morgoth crept up behind his treacherous brother, embodied himself, and reached out with just one finger to tap the wrongful High King of Arda on the shoulder.
Manwë's head turned...
The Slash Fairy sprinkled them both with rainbow powder. "KAWAIIIII!" she squealed in utter triumph, and flitted away.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I couldn't resist being evil and creating the worst. Pairing. EVER.
Please show this fic to all of your slasher friends and use it as a punishment to all those who enjoy scarring our brains with canon mangling, incest, and jars of honey. :)