Sheamus was walking backstage, when suddenly out of nowhere came a big, black man.
"YO, CRACKAH, YOU TOO WHITE FO DIS LIFE, DOES YAH TASTE LIKE MAYONNAISE?" said the man.
"Aye, man, I do. But I haven't got the time to talk wit'cha." replied Sheamus.
"AW HELL NAW NIGGANAISE YOU COMIN' WIT ME" the man politely responded.
And he grabbed Sheamus by his ankles and stapled his toes to the wall, and as he hung there, bleeding to death, the niggah took out a knife and fork and began to feast on his body.
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