Ways to Annoy

by enviousdragon098

Here are 10 ways to annoy Bankotsu and Sesshomaru from Inuyasha, and Edward Elric and Ling Yao from Fullmetal Alchemist

Ways to Annoy Bankotsu, Sesshomaru, Edward, and Ling Yao
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I warn you. The methods mentioned here might cost you a lot if you are not careful.

Bankotsu

1. Attempt to cut his braid off.

2. Grab his hand and scream, "Jakotsu, he's mine!"

3. While he's asleep, carry Banryuu

4. Poke him

5. Steal his pants and run around Japan

6. Try to get him and the Shichinin-tai to play Jeopardy.

7. Blare loud music in his ears

8. Sing an annoying song to him everywhere he goes

9. Talk to him using girly-girl lingo

10. Call him Larry the Cable Guy for a month.

Sesshomaru

1. Call him Fluffly-sama

2. Attempt to steal his fluff

3. Give him sugar

4. Kidnap Rin for a tea party

5. Blow up his hair so it looks like an afro

6. Take a pic of him naked, and put it on the internet, make copies of it, give a copy to Naraku, Inuyasha, and all other groups in the Inuyasha world, oh and give a copy to every fangirl

7. Give every fangirl directions to his location

8. Give him a copy for his b-day

9. Try to erase his 'whiskers'

10. Constantly ask him if he wears make-up.

Edward

1. Call him short

2. Tell him that Roy will be docking his paycheck

3. Take a pic of him wearing a miniskirt, and put it on the internet

4. Give a copy to Al.

5. Mistake him for a very small beanstalk

6. Rip off his automail arm & leg, and auction it off on eBay.

7. Tell him that Winry got married

8. Tell him that Roy died, and when he goes to Central and discovers that Roy is alive, say "Oops, wrong person."

9. Steal his pocket watch, and give it to fans

10. Litteraly rub a Philosopher's Stone in his face.

Ling Yao

1. Tell him that there's no more free food

2. Tell him that's he's an orphan

3. Tell him that Ran Fan likes Roy(be very careful Ran Fan.)

4. Tell him that he's about to be possesed by an evil sin. (which is true)

5. Tell him that all his family died

6. Tell him that he's gonna be swallowed by Gluttony (also true)

7. Later if he asks how you knew, say," I have my sources."

8. Call him squinty-eyes!

9. Dance around like a maniac in front of him

10. Speak Pikachu lingo to him, and when you have said 'pika' a bagillion times, scream,'CHU!!!', and zap him with an electric wire

In the case that you ever attempt any of this,you didn't get it from me.