Hey! It's me again! I hope you guys have been enjoying 'Messed up
Matchmaker'. If you see anything I need to work on, please do not dilly-
dally and review it to me! Thankx! ;D
Okay! This is another fanfic that came out of my subcounciness. Which is really scary! You never know what's in there! So I just came up with it at the top of head and its has been lying around in my 'story idea notes' forever. FINALLY it's here.
Warnings: Lots of insanity, (espeacially in later chapters), and maybe a few Yoai hints. You never know what pops in there. Very small though.
Disclaimer: Does it look like I own Digimon? NO! That's right. We can continue.
Last minute... postings: Doesn't look like any. Ummmm...- Ken: Stop delaying the inevitable and just write the damn fic. Me: O_O ... OH MY GAWD! I GOT A MUSE! YAAAYYYYY!!!! ^_^ Don't worry! I'll start writing ! I promise!
~Chocolate: the route to all evil.~
~chapter one ~
Silence. The only thing heard in the room, occupied by the DDs.
Ken was playing with his hair; twisting it around in his fingers.
Daisuke was staring. Nobody knew if he was staring at Ken, nor did they care. But Daisuke wasn't sure either.
Hikari was opening and closing her camera, repeatedly.
Takeru was spinning his hat around his index finger.
Miyako sat in a chair; cleaning her glasses every 2 minutes and 26 seconds.
Iori sat in the same chair as Miyako; staring at the opposite wall, trying to remember why he was there at the "Digidestined meeting", when he really wanted to be at the kendo practice he was missing.
Koushiro was clicking the same 'OK' button of those Microsoft error windows that always come back, no matter how many times you click it.
Jyou was saying all the fatal diseases he could think of in aphebetical order under his breath.
Mimi was tapping her finger on the Yagami's desk. But everybody was too distracted by their own boredem to notice.
Sora was blinking every 3 seconds and counting.
Yamato had his head down in his arms, a very annoying song verse repeating in his head.
Taichi was very irritated. He couldn't take the silence any longer.
*SLAM * Taichi brought his hand down very hard on the desk. Making everyone jump. "I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!" (A.N.: inside joke with me and my friends.hee-hee) He yelled, and exited the room.
Everyone just blinked, and returned to the original state of nothingness.
"Awwww. I lost count!" whined Sora and started over. Everyone justed ignored her, or did nothing. (AN: if you do nothing, than your not ignoring, ne?)
Pretty soon the door slamed open, and a disgruntled Taichi stood in the doorway.
"Will you people please do something! The silence is driving me insane!"
"I have been doing something!" protested Miyako.
"Me too!" everybody agreed.
"What was that?!? Besides playing with hair, staring at something, opening and closing a camera, spinning a hat, cleaning glasses, thinking, clicking a mouse, stateing diseases in aphebetical order, tapping, blinking, AND, drowning in a bad mood." Yelled Taichi.
Yamato was just about to protest that he had not, in fact, been drowning in a bad mood, but was cut off by Iori.
"Well we were doing something."
Yamato decided to abandon his protest, and instead said, "Besides, weren't you going to the bathroom?"
"No, I was just trying to get you guys to do something, anything." Said Taichi rolling his eyes, looking as desparate as he was.
"By going to the Ba-?" Miyako started, but was cut off by the telephone ringing.
Everybody stared at the interfering electronic. Then Ken, the closest, picked it up.
"Moshi moshi, Yagami residence."
The 11 other DDs listened intensly to the one-sided conversation.
"Oh?... I see... Ok, thank you for the message and/or warning." Then softly put the phone back on the hook. He turned to face the rest of the DDs.
"If there's such thing as being too kind, I think you've got the disease, Ken." Said Daisuke, not taking his eyes off of him. Not even blinking, actually. Getting distracted only for the second to look at a very strange object, and with instinct, and impluse popped in into his mouth.
"Stating the obivious question, Who was that?" asked Iori.
"I assume it was a prank caller, 'cause she-"Ken was interupted by Taichi.
"She? Definitely a prank caller." He received glares from all four girls in the room.
"That's because you don't get any girls calling you unless it is a prank." Said Hikari smugly.
"shut-up." Muttered Taichi.
Yamato had a hard time keeping his laughter in, ... so he let it out. He continued laughing hysterically for a few minutes. Not knowing Taichi was sending him death glares.
"ANYWAY! Please continue Ken." Said Jyou. The laughing was giving him a headache.
"Uh, yeah, um, she said something like, there's a possessed computer outside the apartment door. That was all." Ken finished lamely. Silence soon followed.
"Hey! It's something to do." Said Takeru rather unenthuiaticlly, and walked out the bedroom door.
Soon everyone followed, like sheep on the move.
Ken: Ummm.... Me: What do you think? Ken: Ummm.... Me: *_*u Uhhh, yeah, I promise it will make more sense later. Okay? Ken: Why do I see some Daiken hints? Me: ^_^u *Whistles innocently * Takeru: Because minnermon is a big fan of that pairing. Minnermon: O_o.....ANOTHER MUSE! YEAH! THE STARTING OF MY OWN COLLECTION! WOOHOO!... Ahem, sorry, Reveiws? Please? No flames. –Ja ne
Okay! This is another fanfic that came out of my subcounciness. Which is really scary! You never know what's in there! So I just came up with it at the top of head and its has been lying around in my 'story idea notes' forever. FINALLY it's here.
Warnings: Lots of insanity, (espeacially in later chapters), and maybe a few Yoai hints. You never know what pops in there. Very small though.
Disclaimer: Does it look like I own Digimon? NO! That's right. We can continue.
Last minute... postings: Doesn't look like any. Ummmm...- Ken: Stop delaying the inevitable and just write the damn fic. Me: O_O ... OH MY GAWD! I GOT A MUSE! YAAAYYYYY!!!! ^_^ Don't worry! I'll start writing ! I promise!
~Chocolate: the route to all evil.~
~chapter one ~
Silence. The only thing heard in the room, occupied by the DDs.
Ken was playing with his hair; twisting it around in his fingers.
Daisuke was staring. Nobody knew if he was staring at Ken, nor did they care. But Daisuke wasn't sure either.
Hikari was opening and closing her camera, repeatedly.
Takeru was spinning his hat around his index finger.
Miyako sat in a chair; cleaning her glasses every 2 minutes and 26 seconds.
Iori sat in the same chair as Miyako; staring at the opposite wall, trying to remember why he was there at the "Digidestined meeting", when he really wanted to be at the kendo practice he was missing.
Koushiro was clicking the same 'OK' button of those Microsoft error windows that always come back, no matter how many times you click it.
Jyou was saying all the fatal diseases he could think of in aphebetical order under his breath.
Mimi was tapping her finger on the Yagami's desk. But everybody was too distracted by their own boredem to notice.
Sora was blinking every 3 seconds and counting.
Yamato had his head down in his arms, a very annoying song verse repeating in his head.
Taichi was very irritated. He couldn't take the silence any longer.
*SLAM * Taichi brought his hand down very hard on the desk. Making everyone jump. "I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!" (A.N.: inside joke with me and my friends.hee-hee) He yelled, and exited the room.
Everyone just blinked, and returned to the original state of nothingness.
"Awwww. I lost count!" whined Sora and started over. Everyone justed ignored her, or did nothing. (AN: if you do nothing, than your not ignoring, ne?)
Pretty soon the door slamed open, and a disgruntled Taichi stood in the doorway.
"Will you people please do something! The silence is driving me insane!"
"I have been doing something!" protested Miyako.
"Me too!" everybody agreed.
"What was that?!? Besides playing with hair, staring at something, opening and closing a camera, spinning a hat, cleaning glasses, thinking, clicking a mouse, stateing diseases in aphebetical order, tapping, blinking, AND, drowning in a bad mood." Yelled Taichi.
Yamato was just about to protest that he had not, in fact, been drowning in a bad mood, but was cut off by Iori.
"Well we were doing something."
Yamato decided to abandon his protest, and instead said, "Besides, weren't you going to the bathroom?"
"No, I was just trying to get you guys to do something, anything." Said Taichi rolling his eyes, looking as desparate as he was.
"By going to the Ba-?" Miyako started, but was cut off by the telephone ringing.
Everybody stared at the interfering electronic. Then Ken, the closest, picked it up.
"Moshi moshi, Yagami residence."
The 11 other DDs listened intensly to the one-sided conversation.
"Oh?... I see... Ok, thank you for the message and/or warning." Then softly put the phone back on the hook. He turned to face the rest of the DDs.
"If there's such thing as being too kind, I think you've got the disease, Ken." Said Daisuke, not taking his eyes off of him. Not even blinking, actually. Getting distracted only for the second to look at a very strange object, and with instinct, and impluse popped in into his mouth.
"Stating the obivious question, Who was that?" asked Iori.
"I assume it was a prank caller, 'cause she-"Ken was interupted by Taichi.
"She? Definitely a prank caller." He received glares from all four girls in the room.
"That's because you don't get any girls calling you unless it is a prank." Said Hikari smugly.
"shut-up." Muttered Taichi.
Yamato had a hard time keeping his laughter in, ... so he let it out. He continued laughing hysterically for a few minutes. Not knowing Taichi was sending him death glares.
"ANYWAY! Please continue Ken." Said Jyou. The laughing was giving him a headache.
"Uh, yeah, um, she said something like, there's a possessed computer outside the apartment door. That was all." Ken finished lamely. Silence soon followed.
"Hey! It's something to do." Said Takeru rather unenthuiaticlly, and walked out the bedroom door.
Soon everyone followed, like sheep on the move.
Ken: Ummm.... Me: What do you think? Ken: Ummm.... Me: *_*u Uhhh, yeah, I promise it will make more sense later. Okay? Ken: Why do I see some Daiken hints? Me: ^_^u *Whistles innocently * Takeru: Because minnermon is a big fan of that pairing. Minnermon: O_o.....ANOTHER MUSE! YEAH! THE STARTING OF MY OWN COLLECTION! WOOHOO!... Ahem, sorry, Reveiws? Please? No flames. –Ja ne