Alrighy, so this is like 'Bobby Wasabi's Daughter' and 'Good Lucky', if you guys have read and/or written those stories. :) They're two of my favorites that take the kickin' it episodes and add OC's, and yeah :) SO, I had written these a wile back, I'm not sure if I got the idea from those guys or If I just got the idea when I was watching an episode. I don't know. Anyway, this chapter is 'Kickin' It In China' (I thought it's name was 'The great Brawl of China' but it's not... personally I like the 'Great brawl of china' better then just Kickin' It in china.).

These are all from my most-used OC, Missy. It has no relation to my other story, 'The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog', but there is the same OC, OC background and pairings. Meaning: JerryxMissy, JackxKim and MiltonxJulie. So it has the same OC and the OC has the same background and everything from my story, except it has no realtion story plot line wise. :) Does that make any since.

OH and don't worry if you haven't read my other story that has this OC in it. I will introduce Missy and her weird... well, she's just weird. :P You'll get to know her probably, faster and better in this story because there's so many places to put her hobbies and what not.

I typed up 'Wrath of the Swan' eariler today and I went to click save and It said I wasn't logged in... -_- Then how was I typing up a document in my profile? -_-

FYI guys, These are not in order that they are in the series, they're mixed up because... I actually don't know why. :P

Disclaimer- I do not own Kickin' It. I would be one lucky girl if I did.

Me, Milton, Eddie & Jerry all went to a Chinese restaurant for lunch. "Boy," Eddie said taking a bite of his egg roll before we even sat down at a table in the court yard. "This Chinese food is terrible."

"Well what do you expect from a place called the Scabby Dragon?" Milton asked as we sat found Jack at one of the tables.

"I'll take one of these fortune cookies, Hard to mess them up." He said grabbing one from my bag, as me and the guys unpacked our bags.

"Tell mom that." I told him. He rolled his eyes. He broke the cookie in half and pulled the fortune out.

"'You are about to embark on an exciting Journey'." It read. I nodded as I sat down next to Jerry, next to him was Milton, then Eddie and Jack was on my other side.

"Awe, sweet dude, that's a good one." Jerry said.

"These fortunes are just a dumb gimmick to take your mind off of how the cookies look and taste like an old man's ear." Jack said before picking up his book and walking into the dojo. I rolled my eyes.

"I can't tell you how I know this, but they taste nothing like an old man's ear." Milton said sitting down.

I took one look at my fortune cookie, and pushed it away, "Well, I've suddenly lost my appetite for fortune cookies."

Then they all opened their fortune cookies. I rolled my eyes as I opened up my shrimp fried rice and began to eat.

"Uh, a surprise will fall from the sky." Eddie said reading his.

"Like a brain?" I asked under my breath.

Jerry laughed.

"Your carelessness will hurt a friend." Milton read.

"Huh, seems like Jerry would have gotten that one." I said.

"And you have a nose for," Then Jerry stopped; he got stuck on a word.

"Maybe he's the one that needs a brain." I joked.

"Sound it out." Milton told him.

"Trouble." Jerry said nodding his head, proud of himself that he figured it out. Yippee! Then a squirrel fell down on Eddie's face, Milton grabbed it off of him and hit Jerry in the nose with his elbow.

Oh my.

"Well… We learned from these fortune cookies that, they taste like an old man's ear and they know you guys too well." I told them laughing.

I stood up as Kim came out.

"Guys you're not gonna believe this! Jack just found out he's going to china!" She said.

"The Journey," Milton said,

"The cookies." Eddie added,

"Whoa." They all said together.

"The writers that I get to call my friends." I said, because a writer would come up with more than two words to say in a situation like this.

~Kickin' It theme song! :)~

"I cannot believe this! I am going to the Jr. Martial Arts world Championship in China!" Jack said holding a letter, and walking back and forth.

I was sitting on a stack of matts next to Milton.

"I was gonna go. But I'm not what you call… good." Milton said.

"Guys, I've been dreaming about this tournament since I got into martial arts. How did this happen?" He asked us.

"Uh, I may know how it happened." I told them.

They all looked at me, "I might have taken it upon myself to write a letter about a certain student, and send it to oh I don't know China!" Rudy said getting up and standing next to Jack.

"And I may have told him the stuff he needed to know so he could send it." I said.

"Rudy, this is important. Try to remember, did you do it or not?" Jerry asked.

I rolled my eyes.

Geez.

"Of course I did it. With the help of Missy of course."

"But it was Rudy's idea." I told them.

"Jack's amazing, He's undefeated, he's never lost a match in his life." Rudy said…

"Ok maybe I didn't tell him everything." I whispered to Jack.

"Rudy, can I talk to you outside for a second?" Jack asked as Rudy and Kim followed him out.

Poor Jack.

"Guys, this fortune cookie thing is freaking me out. Every one of them came true." Jerry said as Eddie handed us all drinks.

"Thank you." I said as he handed me one.

"It's scientifically impossible for a piece of paper and a random pastry to predict the future." Milton said.

"I've got one left." I said, I had forgotten I had stuck it in my pocket for Scott, my older brother. They all lunged for it but I jumped out of their way. I gave it to Milton since he was the one with the most brain here.

After they all fought over it, And Jerry ate it Milton read it: "You will find the greatest treasure in…"

"In, what?"

"In Jerry's stomach because that's where the rest of this is!" Milton said annoyed.

I rolled my eyes and went out into the courtyard. Milton, Eddie and Jerry followed me.

"Guys, we're all going to China!" Jack said as soon as we all came out. "No way!" I said hugging him. "Wait what did we miss?" I said as Jack was hi-fiving the guys.

~Kickin' It with you!~

Once we got to China we went straight to the great wall. "I can't believe this. We are actually standing on the great wall of China!" Jack said.

I looked over Kim's shoulder to look at the pamphlet she was holding.

"Just think, Thousands of years ago the emperor could have stood right here, leaned out over the edge of the wall and yelled 'No you darn kids aren't getting your ball back!'" I laughed at Rudy's imitation of the emperor. Sorry emperor.

"This thing is over 37 hundred miles long!" I said looking at the pamphlet.

"I'm glad I packed tennis shoes." I joked.

"Wow, the biggest landmark back in Seaford is a water tower somebody spray painted 'fart' on." Kim added.

"This wall is awesome. But do you know what else is awesome? Cookie's with fortunes that come true. So we're gonna head over to the panda moon cookie company." Milton said.

"It turns out it's only a few miles from here." Eddie said. "And once we get the other half of this fortune, we'll be able to find out where our [greatest] treasure is." Milton said. I rolled my eyes.

"Why are you going?" Kim asked me.

"They need someone with a brain. And just in case they need someone who can speak Chinese." I told them.

"Guys, Jack's tournament starts in a couple of hours. Don't get lost." Rudy reminded them.

"Don't worry. We won't be late. I found a great cab driver." Jerry said crossing his arms.

"Worrying!" I said as they dragged me away.

~Screen Flip :)~

"AHHH! Why old lady sitting in car eating cake!?"

"A great cab driver huh?" I asked Jerry who was sitting next to me, and on the other side of Jerry was Milton and Eddie was in the front.

"Come on Lady Drive now eat later [faster]!" the driver said. "Oh great, now stupid Yack, Move your butt hairy beast!"

I never knew China was this crowded.

"This guy's gonna get us killed!" Jerry said.

"Yacks don't get angry Jerry; They're very calm docile creatures… Oh yeah, he's angry." Milton said.

After I pushed the yack back out the window and closed it the driver spoke up, "Did you see that?"

"Did I see that? A Yack just tried Getting in our car!" Jerry said.

"So we're all good now." The driver said turning back to the wheel. Then we heard a bump from the back of the car, and we turned around to find… "It's fiancé's ex-boyfriend Zack. Get down. Zack Attack!" The driver said.

"Both the Yack and the Zack attacks will be reflected in your tip!" Milton and I said.

~Kickin' It with you!~

"Why'd you stop?" Milton asked.

"Hard to drive and cry at same time!" the driver said. I looked at my phone.

"Okay, that's it; I'm going back to the great wall before I'm old enough to say I knew the emperor!" I said grabbing my bag and opening the door and walking [getting] out.

"Jerry, go get her! We're gonna get killed without her! At least she knows something about Karate if we run into another Yack!" Eddie told him.

"What why me?"

"She'll more than likely listen to you. Go!" Milton said.

Jerry huffed and mumbled something in Spanish and climbed out of the car and followed after me.

"Missy!" He called.

"What?" I said turning around.

"Where are you going?" he asked as he caught up to me.

"I don't know! I'll find it. It's a wall bigger than the pile of dirty laundry in my 18 year old brother's room… I think I can find it… and that's a pretty big pile to beat." I said.

"Please come back to the cab." He begged.

"Why? So I can get almost eaten by a Yack, get almost killed by some guy named Zack and miss my twin brother's tournament because I'm helping you doofeses trying to find the other half to a fortune that you ate?"

"Okay, please you're not gonna miss Jack's tournament and we're gonna live… hopefully. Please?"

"Fine. But if I get eaten it's on your shoulders."

"That's a risk I'm willing to take because you'd probably knock the yack or the zack out before it got to kill you." He said as we turned around.

"Where was the cab?" I asked him.

"I thought you were paying attention to that?" Jerry said.

"Oh no."

~Kickin' It with you!~

After a very interesting experience at a Chinese wedding, I raced to the great wall determined to see how Jack's hand was. I got there and I saw someone I never wanted to see again in my life.

"Ky?" I asked.

He turned around, Jack got up.

"Oh look it's the other punk." He said.

"Still trying to make a sound come out of that wooden thing?" He asked me.

"Yes, and looks like I'm making a better use of my time then beating people up to hurt them not to get better at self-defense." I told him.

Ky turned around and Kicked Jack out of the room and onto the edge of the great wall of china.

Rudy and Kim held back some other guys, that I really didn't feel like dealing with right now.

"Leave him alone!" I said running after them and kicking Ky straight in the back.

He winced and spun around trying to punch me in the face, I caught it.

"Didn't you ever hear it's not allowed for guys to hit a girl?" I asked kicking his side.

Jack kicked Ky into a statue that was sitting on the great wall, Ky got up and came at both me and Jack with a bow staff from the statue.

Jack hopped up onto the wall, After Ky almost knocked Jack off the side of the wall, He flung Jack over onto the pavement of the great wall straight onto his back, "Oh, you really shouldn't have done that," I said doing a series of Kicks and punches to Ky as Jack got up.

Then Jack accidently pushed Ky over the wall but He was still holding onto Ky, "Okay, Jack, Missy, I'm sorry. I was a coward. I'll admit it, Just don't let me fall." Ky said. I grabbed Ky's other arm.

"It's alright," I told him "We got you, man." Jack said as we pulled Ky back over the edge of the wall.

As soon as he was over me and Jack leaned on our knees to catch our breath when Ky started to Laugh, "That proves your weak." He laughed.

Me and Jack straightened our backs. "I would have let you two drop." He said grabbing Jack's wrist and punching it.

He kicked my ankle so I went down, and unfortunately couldn't get back up to help Jack. Jack got up though and kicked Ky into a bench. Kim, and Jack came over to me helping me up as I leaned on Jack for support.

"See ya next year Champ." Jack said.

"And get a haircut!" I said, which made Kim, Rudy and Jack laugh. (This was from 'Good Lucky'. The author of 'Good Lucky' Owns that line. Not me. :) and I totally agree with her... I really hate Ky's hair. It bugs me so much whenever I watch the episode. No offence to anyone.)

Just then Jerry, Milton, and Eddie ran up to us.

"Sorry we're late! You would not believe what we've been through." Milton said.

"Us either." Me and Jack said together.

"What happened to you?" Eddie asked me.

"Evil cousin after we saved his life." I said.

"We've all been there." Jerry said.

Then Jerry's phone buzzed, "Ug, it's the wife. Ignore." He said pressing the ignore button on his phone, and putting it back in his pocket.

Okay, so personally I really liked that one. Out of all of them, that has to be one of my favorites. I think these are funnier than my other stories for some reason... I don't know. Tell me what you think! :)

Who's pumped for 'The Chosen One' Tomrrow night on disney XD at 8pm?!

I don't know about you guys, but I'm pumped and ready to see it! :)

A review would be awesome if you guys want to drop one in! :)

Here's Missy's polyvore outfits for this chapter! :) - kickin_it_in_china/set?id=64332554&lid=2073397

~Max1098