One day burter was flying in the sky of earth. He enjoyed doing flips to feel the wind brush upon his muscular shoulders. Suddenly burter felt something nudge against his wrinkly space dick. He looked shocked when he found a balloon floating into his privates. Burter felt as of he won the lottery, balloons cost a whooping 4 dollars which is more than he makes in 28 years. Burter was right about to tie it to his scaly wrist when he remembered something his mother always told him. This would be to always return lost items to their owner. Burter realized he must give up his floating sack of fun(and helium).
Burter had no idea where to start to look for the balloon's owner. He checked for the obvious such as a collar with a number, but his search proved fruitless. Burter than remembered something that would be extremely useful, burter was a forensic master. Back in his school days they called forensic fast blue ugly guy. Burter went to his lab on top of Mount Everest and got to work.
After 20 minuets burter was able to discover the balloon belonged to ozzy Osborne. Burter went to find him and return the balloon. When he apporached ozzy and gave him the balloon ozzy was overwhelmed by joy.
"Thank you for returning my balloon I worried sick" exclaimed Osborne
"No problem, and did I mention I'm the fastest in the universe" replied burter.
"Cool...are you an alien?" Asked a freaked out Osborne
"No" replied burter to not startle him
Ozzy seemed hesitant to believe at first but eventually did. Him and burter went to a fancy dinner and then to play on the jungle gym. Then the meteor came and killed them. They had fun to the very last breath.
To this day if you go to the remains of playground and listen carefully you can hear them talking. It goes like this:
"I am the fastest In the universe"
"My name is ozzy Osborne, wow"