I'm not JKR, obviously, so you all know what that means. I don't own Harry Potter.

Note: I was temporarily insane when I wrote this. Enjoy, anyways. :D

James: Hey, Evans. What are you doing-

Lily: What does it look like I'm doing, Potter? I'm studying. Maybe something you should try sometimes.

James: You didn't let me finish my sentence. I was going to say, 'What are you doing on Saturday?'

Lily: No.

James: That wasn't a yes or no question, Evans. I thought you were smart enough to know that. OW! Why'd you punch me?

Lily: Because, you idiotic git. You don't call a girl stupid when you're trying to ask her out.

James: I was not-

Lily: Ja- Potter, you attempt to ask me out every five minutes, and you fail miserably ever time.

James: You almost called me James!

Lily: Go away, Potter, before I seriously hurt you- again.

Lily: "..." Thank Merlin he's gone.

"........."

Severus: Hey Lily. What are you studying?

Lily: Oh, hey Sev. Just Charms, why?

Severus: I dunno.. I thought maybe I could help you with your problem.

Lily: (grin) Problem? You know I'm good at Charms, Sev.

Severus: (blushes) I.. not that problem. The other one. You know..

Lily: You mean Potter? I can handle him. Thanks anyway.

Severus: Oh. Well, then. I guess I'll be going then..

Lily: Wait, Sev. How were you planning on help me with that pest?

Severus: Um.. well.. (blushes) I thought that maybe.. since Saturday's Hogsmeade.. we could go together and.. pretendtobeacouple.

Lily: Oh, Severus, I know what you're getting at. I would go out with you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship because of it.

Severus: Oh.. well.. That's okay.. I have to go and.. do something.. Bye.

Lily: (sigh) "........"

Remus: Hey Flames. What's up?

Lily: Ah, you know Rem. The usual.

Remus: I see. Speaking of that, since you seem to be free on Saturday..

Lily: Remmy! Not you too!

Remus: Ha, just kidding Flames. It's not like my heart is breaking or anything.

Lily: Remus, don't. You're one of my best mates and all, but I just.. can't.

Remus: Why? Is it because of James? Because I know the consequences too. He'll kill me, he really will.

Lily: No, It's not Potter. I just can't, Rem. I'm sorry.

Remus: Okay. I understand.

"............"

Sirius: Hi Lily.

Lily: Hi Sirius. I'm really not in the mood right now to talk- especially to you.

Sirius: Did it happen again?

Lily: Yeah. (sigh) You know what, this probably sounds completely mental, but you're the only sane one I've talked to today.

Sirius: Yeah.

Lily: Yeah.

"............"

Sirius: (gasp for breath) Wow.. that was..

Lily: Amazing.

Sirius: As usual.

Lily: Now..

Sirius: Sadly..

Lily: No, Black. I do not want to help you with any of your utterly stupid pranks. Get the bloody hell away from me.

Sirius: Fine, but you don't know what you're missing, Evans.

"..........."

Lily: (sigh) It's hard being perfect.

I know, I know. This is probably the stupidest thing ever written. All of their personalities (except for James' :P) were completely off, Lily and Sirius would NEVER EVER get together and it's just way too casual. I just thought of it for no reason that makes any sense whatsoever, and actually wrote it. I must be insane. Oh well. That's me. xD