Willas: Blame my overtired and bored brain for this! I was at work listening to the Christmas music jingle through the speakers when this popped into my head. Good thing I was working alone…boss would think I'm even crazier than he already suspects! XD
Disclaimer: I don't own CSI T-T, nor do I own the original song 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'. This is just senseless fun that I'm making no money from.
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The Twelve Days of CSI
(Sung to the tune of 'The Twelve Days of Christmas')
On the first day of Christmas, CSI gave to me:
A crime scene for me to process!
On the second day of Christmas, CSI gave to me:
Two week-old decomps,
And a crime scene for me to process!
On the third day of Christmas, CSI gave to me:
Three B&E's,
Two week-old decomps,
And a crime scene for me to process!
On the fourth day of Christmas, CSI gave to me:
Four semen samples,
Three B&E's,
Two week-old decomps,
And a crime scene for me to process!
On the fifth day of Christmas, CSI gave to me:
Five homicides!
Four semen samples,
Three B&E's,
Two week-old decomps,
And a crime scene for me to process!
On the sixth day of Christmas, CSI gave to me:
Six bullet casings,
Five homicides!
Four semen samples,
Three B&E's,
Two week-old decomps,
And a crime scene for me to process!
On the seventh day of Christmas, CSI gave to me:
Seven arrest warrants,
Six bullet casings,
Five homicides!
Four semen samples,
Three B&E's,
Two week-old decomps,
And a crime scene for me to process!
On the eighth day of Christmas, CSI gave to me:
Eight murdered hookers,
Seven arrest warrants,
Six bullet casings,
Five homicides!
Four semen samples,
Three B&E's,
Two week-old decomps,
And a crime scene for me to process!
On the ninth day of Christmas, CSI gave to me:
Nine shady suspects,
Eight murdered hookers,
Seven arrest warrants,
Six bullet casings,
Five homicides!
Four semen samples,
Three B&E's,
Two week-old decomps,
And a crime scene for me to process!
On the tenth day of Christmas, CSI gave to me:
Ten lifted partials,
Nine shady suspects,
Eight murdered hookers,
Seven arrest warrants,
Six bullet casings,
Five homicides!
Four semen samples,
Three B&E's,
Two week-old decomps,
And a crime scene for me to process!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, CSI gave to me:
Eleven evidence bags,
Ten lifted partials,
Nine shady suspects,
Eight murdered hookers,
Seven arrest warrants,
Six bullet casings,
Five homicides!
Four semen samples,
Three B&E's,
Two week-old decomps,
And a crime scene for me to process!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, CSI gave to me:
Twelve finished case files,
Eleven evidence bags,
Ten lifted partials,
Nine shady suspects,
Eight murdered hookers,
Seven arrest warrants,
Six bullet casings,
Five homicides!
Four semen samples,
Three B&E's,
Two week-old decomps,
And a crime scene for me to process!
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Hope everyone got a little amusement out of it, if anything. Happy Holidays!