Voice Messages From Our Favorite Potter Characters!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters so don't sue me cause I have no money!
Authors note: This is my fist fic, the idea came from Flutie2891 who did something sort of like this, except with Star Wars characters. Btw, this isn't really a serious fic. It's actually just a test fic cause it's my first one, I'll make them a little more serious latter on. Lol.
"Hello, you have reached the voice-mail of Harry Potter(the guy with the scar on his head) I am not here right now because either A) I'm out wandering the castle under my invisibility cloak solving mysteries and meeting 3-headed dogs B) Screaming like a little girl because the basilisk is about to eat me C) Out saving innocent hippogriffs from mad evil dictatorscoughFudgecough D) Having evil thoughts about poisoning Sna- I mean, giving him a nice birthday presenttrys to look innocent or C) Fighting Voldemort in a spooky looking graveyard, so please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm finished getting revenge on a certain mad evil toad women Muahahaha!beep
"Hello! You've reached Hermione Granger(the girl whose always getting perfect marks on everything while still doing Harry and Ron's homework every night) I currently cannot reach the phone because I am either A) busy doing homework B) In the library researching the Poly-Juice potion C) Ridding hippogriffs with Harry or D) Bickering with Ron who thinks my hair should be purple, so please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I canbeep
"You've reached Severus Snapesneers Leave a message unless your another pathetic first year who wants to be exused from doing the 700 page assignment on werewolves or unless your last name is Pottersmirksbeep
"Hello! You've reached Colin Creevy! Leave a message after the little beepy at the end and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done taking 200 more pictures of Harry Potter in the most awkward positons! Muhahahaaha!beep