This is a random sasodei fanfic
sodei one-shot I wrote while watching my cousins.
"brat please explain one more time why you drank all of the mountain dews and why I can't drink them any more" Sasori said while gritting his teeth from withdrawal from his mountain dew. "Danna you've drank EIGHT of these things today so that's your limit" Deidara said while drinking a lass of mountain dew himself. "limit" Sasori said as his withdrawal symptoms started showing. He was dizzy, he was growing weaker by the second, he wanted to brutally murder Deidara and he wanted his freaking mountain dew! "Sorry danna but no more" Deidara said. Growling Sasori stood up and said slowly: "Deidara you have 3 seconds before I take drastic measures". Deidara snorted and rolled his eyes. Sasori twitched. NO ONE SNORTED AT HIS THREATS! [except pain-sama]. Pressing himself against deidara he looked at deidara and said slowly: "Give. Me. My. Mountain. Dew. Or. Else." "or else what Danna"Deidara said mockingly. Smirking sasori leaned forward and kissed deidara. Deidara's eyes widen then closed slowly enjoying the kiss. Sasori pulled back and took a sip of mountain dew in deidara's face. Deidara took a deep breath before yelling: "SASORI NO DANNA!"
-Bouns-
Pain heard deidara's enraged yell and shook his head. "sasori must have broken his eight moutian dew limit… again" konan said also listening to deidara's rant. Shaking their heads and sighin they went back to their work. Young love
Okay this is random like I said. This is based off my little cousin's obsession with the drink.
Until next time! [takes a sip of chai tea]