Batman vs. the joker
" my iphone im getting a text" batman says, " son of a fish, it's a text from the joker". batman reads the text it says " hey batman, get your sissy ass down to the brewery ( beer factory ) so I can kick your whimpy ass down to the bat cave" says jokers text. " this is good the jokers up to something". batman puts the bat mobile to 200 miles per hour and speeds to the brewery. The bat mobile skids and smashes into some beer barrels. " I see your very drunk" joker says, " damit joker im not drunk!" yells batman. A batarang batman threw hit's the jokers face. Batman runs at the joker and gives him a badass upper cut. The joker goes flying and smashes on the ground. " tisk tisk joker you escaped arkham asylum again!" yells batman,
" nope not at all bats, I was relished last month bye commissioner Gordon" says the joker. "BULL CRAP!" yells batman, " your in jail for 5 million years, even yoda couldn't live that long dumbass!", " im going to take you in joker" tells batman. " you wont be taking any one in Bruce" says a mysterious muffeld voice…
Batman looks behind him and see's deathstro with a LMG ( large machine gun). BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! The end of part 1. If I get 10 comments I will make a part 2.