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Hogwarts Need You!
The grounds of Hogwarts were peaceful, the giant squid was waving its tentacles and the Whomping Willow was thrashing about like it usually did. But inside Hogwarts there was unrest and worry.
"We must bring her and her friends here!" Dumbledore argued
"But the Slayer is in America and we've been doing fine here!" Fudge replied with anger
"We are not! Look at us, we can't cope with everything especially Voldermont!" Everyone shuddered at the mention of the name. "Anyway, we need more teachers, especially in Defence Against Dark Arts." Dumbledore reasoned
"Okay, we bring the Slayer, but, if anything goes wrong, you take the blame!" Fudge finally agreed.
"We need to send out owls, quickly, so everyone is prepared, and Dawn can get equipment, and has enough time to catch up with the other children." Dumbledore instructed. And the owls swooped out of their pens, with their precious messages, and headed for the muggle world and Sunnydale.
Buffy and Spike were on a hunt, their version of a romantic walk. Well if you're the Slayer, you have to do your job every night.
"Isn't it nice that nice Tara and Willow have made up?" Buffy said with a smile.
"I suppose, but I wasn't surprised at all. They were made for each other like you and me." Spike said in reply before kissing Buffy.
They held it for a while, but were disturbed by a hoot of owls.
"What the bloody hell-!" Spike said in shock.
"I didn't know owls lived around here!" Buffy gasped. "Let's go to the Magic Box and call every one and see what's with the owls."
"Before we go, one last kiss?" Spike asked and Buffy readily accepted.
In just half an hour the gang had arrived at the Magic Box. Tara and Willow were holding hands, expressing their love for each other.
"Any idea what the owls are doing here?" Buffy asked the gang.
"I know! I know!" Willow exclaimed.
"What is it then?" Xander asked, curious.
"It's Hogwarts!" Willow excitedly replied.
"What!?" Everyone exclaimed a part from Tara and Willow.
"It's a wizarding school. I went there for a year but I wanted to see what all the main wizarding schools were like so I also have been to Durmstrang and Beauxbatons, the other two main wizarding schools."
Tara then said, "I really wanted to go but I couldn't because my Dad wouldn't let me."
"Why didn't you tell us this before?" Buffy asked.
"It wasn't very useful and muggles might find out." Willow explained.
"What!?" The gang exclaimed for the second time.
"Muggles a magic persons word for non-magical people." Tara explained. Just as Tara had finished, several owls flew through the open door of the Magic Box. Each one dropped a small package on each of the Scoobies heads.
"Ow!" Xander cried. Each of them picked up the smallish boxes and opened them to find a letter and some money in side, Dawn found a bundle of letters and some money also. They read the letters:
Dear Buffy,
I am professor Dumbledore from Hogwarts school for Witchcraft and Wizardry and I am writing to you to ask for your services. We are fighting an evil wizard called Voldermont or He Who Must Not Be Named to most wizards and we know about you and your friends fighting abilities and successes. We want you to be teacher and to help protect the school from Voldermont and face him if needed. We would like you and Spike to take the position of Defence Against Dark Arts teacher. And don't worry we have offered Dawn a place at Hogwarts and we have supplied a list of all she needs and some things that your witch friends can teach her to catch up with the rest of the students. We will supply you and your friends with a portkey to the school while Dawn will have one to get to Diagon Alley so she can ride with the other students and get her equipment.
Yours,
Dumbledore
"So what positions did everyone get? I got Defence Against Dark Arts with Spike." Buffy asked after reading her letter. "Who's Professor Dumbledore by the way?"
"He's one of the greatest wizards of all time and head teacher of Hogwarts. I got Charms!" Willow said, quite happy.
"Yes!!" Anya cried, "I got potions!"
"Why is that good?" Willow asked, a bit confused, knowing who taught it.
"Because I went out with Snape, the teacher of potions, a couple of decades ago. He was very handsome at the time, with blonde hair. But then I saw him kissing another girl, so I turned his hair black and it's irreversible." Anya explained, with glee on her face.
"I got care of magical creatures." Xander said
"I gained Transfiguration." Tara said
"Dawn?" Willow asked
"What?" She replied.
"You have to be put in House, either Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin. To get in one you put on hat called the Sorting Hat and it decides what one would be best for you. I was in Ravenclaw."
"Cool, whatever." Dawn said.
"Everyone in?" Buffy asked.
"Yeah!" Everyone really wanted to do this
Hogwarts Need You!
The grounds of Hogwarts were peaceful, the giant squid was waving its tentacles and the Whomping Willow was thrashing about like it usually did. But inside Hogwarts there was unrest and worry.
"We must bring her and her friends here!" Dumbledore argued
"But the Slayer is in America and we've been doing fine here!" Fudge replied with anger
"We are not! Look at us, we can't cope with everything especially Voldermont!" Everyone shuddered at the mention of the name. "Anyway, we need more teachers, especially in Defence Against Dark Arts." Dumbledore reasoned
"Okay, we bring the Slayer, but, if anything goes wrong, you take the blame!" Fudge finally agreed.
"We need to send out owls, quickly, so everyone is prepared, and Dawn can get equipment, and has enough time to catch up with the other children." Dumbledore instructed. And the owls swooped out of their pens, with their precious messages, and headed for the muggle world and Sunnydale.
Buffy and Spike were on a hunt, their version of a romantic walk. Well if you're the Slayer, you have to do your job every night.
"Isn't it nice that nice Tara and Willow have made up?" Buffy said with a smile.
"I suppose, but I wasn't surprised at all. They were made for each other like you and me." Spike said in reply before kissing Buffy.
They held it for a while, but were disturbed by a hoot of owls.
"What the bloody hell-!" Spike said in shock.
"I didn't know owls lived around here!" Buffy gasped. "Let's go to the Magic Box and call every one and see what's with the owls."
"Before we go, one last kiss?" Spike asked and Buffy readily accepted.
In just half an hour the gang had arrived at the Magic Box. Tara and Willow were holding hands, expressing their love for each other.
"Any idea what the owls are doing here?" Buffy asked the gang.
"I know! I know!" Willow exclaimed.
"What is it then?" Xander asked, curious.
"It's Hogwarts!" Willow excitedly replied.
"What!?" Everyone exclaimed a part from Tara and Willow.
"It's a wizarding school. I went there for a year but I wanted to see what all the main wizarding schools were like so I also have been to Durmstrang and Beauxbatons, the other two main wizarding schools."
Tara then said, "I really wanted to go but I couldn't because my Dad wouldn't let me."
"Why didn't you tell us this before?" Buffy asked.
"It wasn't very useful and muggles might find out." Willow explained.
"What!?" The gang exclaimed for the second time.
"Muggles a magic persons word for non-magical people." Tara explained. Just as Tara had finished, several owls flew through the open door of the Magic Box. Each one dropped a small package on each of the Scoobies heads.
"Ow!" Xander cried. Each of them picked up the smallish boxes and opened them to find a letter and some money in side, Dawn found a bundle of letters and some money also. They read the letters:
Dear Buffy,
I am professor Dumbledore from Hogwarts school for Witchcraft and Wizardry and I am writing to you to ask for your services. We are fighting an evil wizard called Voldermont or He Who Must Not Be Named to most wizards and we know about you and your friends fighting abilities and successes. We want you to be teacher and to help protect the school from Voldermont and face him if needed. We would like you and Spike to take the position of Defence Against Dark Arts teacher. And don't worry we have offered Dawn a place at Hogwarts and we have supplied a list of all she needs and some things that your witch friends can teach her to catch up with the rest of the students. We will supply you and your friends with a portkey to the school while Dawn will have one to get to Diagon Alley so she can ride with the other students and get her equipment.
Yours,
Dumbledore
"So what positions did everyone get? I got Defence Against Dark Arts with Spike." Buffy asked after reading her letter. "Who's Professor Dumbledore by the way?"
"He's one of the greatest wizards of all time and head teacher of Hogwarts. I got Charms!" Willow said, quite happy.
"Yes!!" Anya cried, "I got potions!"
"Why is that good?" Willow asked, a bit confused, knowing who taught it.
"Because I went out with Snape, the teacher of potions, a couple of decades ago. He was very handsome at the time, with blonde hair. But then I saw him kissing another girl, so I turned his hair black and it's irreversible." Anya explained, with glee on her face.
"I got care of magical creatures." Xander said
"I gained Transfiguration." Tara said
"Dawn?" Willow asked
"What?" She replied.
"You have to be put in House, either Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin. To get in one you put on hat called the Sorting Hat and it decides what one would be best for you. I was in Ravenclaw."
"Cool, whatever." Dawn said.
"Everyone in?" Buffy asked.
"Yeah!" Everyone really wanted to do this