K this is for all the peoples...k person tear who liked my current story enough to review, even though i have to rewrite it soon cause...er yeah it sucks. Then I'll continue it! muhahahhaha yes my bad witing shall continue to plauge this website! JOY! No don't cry, i know ya love it! Lol so yeah this is for Kyer,thnx 4 your constuctive critism! Ya said you liked stories with this pairing. I haven't really used it much so sorry if it's too OTC. I really am not good at writing slash guy/guy so yeah but here ya go in all it's randomness. A story about cheetos, squirrels, and love!
PART 1
Severus and Draco walked along the lake peacfully, both content to just be in eachothers presence. They sat down by a large oak tree, blood red in the midst of it's fall colors. With a grin Draco took the picnic basket from his pocket enlarging it, he quickly dove in and nabed a bag of cheetos.
Snape eyed the muggle food with distaste, "What are those?"
"Dere mmmm cheos mmmm day mmmmgood" Draco got out with his mouth full of the cheesy calories sticks.
Snape eyed Draco with a fond exasperation "You just keep getting odder love" he murmed to him, gazing at the beautiful blond youth through half closed eyes.
When Draco just kept munching on the muggle snack obliviouse to his adoring gaze the dark porfessor sighed and reached his hand out to take Draco's in his own. Thinking only of the others soft warmth, he was naturally suprised when Draco bit him with a low growl.
Snape groaned cradling his arm as he glared at his student/lover. " Why praytell me did you find it nessecary to bite me for holding your hand? God, you better have your shots mister. If I become a were-ferret I'll know exactly who to blame" he sarcastly mumbled while he healed his hand.
Draco looking completely unfazed hugged his cheetos closer. "Sorry Sevey, I thought you were trying to get my preciouse cheetos" Draco murmed while lovingly stoking the bag. Completely ignoring Snape's death glare at the ridicoulse answer he added with a smirk,"And I'm not the least ashamed of my ferret form. Ferrets are rescpectable beautiful creatures" he preened. Then a dark look crossed the boys fair face, "Unlike those goddamn ferret wanna be squirrels! With those stupid tails and..."
Snape quickly tuned out, having heard this speech ever since Draco had realized his animorgaus form. He still had no idea why the boy hated the creatures so much.
"...not to mention how the stupid...EEKKKKKK!". Severus looked up at his lovers outraged squeak. As if on que a big fat grey squirrel had apeared right by an outraged and terrified Draco.
Before Snape could stop him Draco had his wand out and shot a curse at the creature, yelling about fluffy demons from hell. The look on his lovers face was almost comical as the curse was deflected. But before he could explain the protection charm on the animal's of Hogwarts Draco gave a terrified squeak. "Ohmygod ohmygod...I knew it! They have evil squirrel powers and are gonna use them to take over the world! We're doomed! We're all gon...Noooo! get back here you furry little bastards!" Draco's terrified voice turned into a growl as two squirrels took off with his beloved cheetos.
Slytherin mask completely forgotten Draco colapsed to the ground with a sob. Then giving an angry squeak quicky transformed into a ferret and chased after the retreating creatures and his cheetos.
Snape groaned any hope of a romantic picnic demolished as he caugth a glimpse of his lovers white tail before he completely disapeared. Sighing he stretched out in the sun taking out his book. Why wasn't he suprised?