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Hello everyone!
This is a fanfic that I've been wanting to write for a long time. As said below, I'll try doing each chapter as an interview. This part is very short (sorry!) because I just want to get this out there and get some hype going! The interview will continue in the next chapter. I'll try to make them as long a possible so you can get to know each character better! Please, if you like the story, just leave a quick review, it really helps me keep going! Maybe later, I'll set up a poll so you guys can vote on who Dan will interview next!
Tens years is a long time. Long enough to forget all the heartache and crazy things that may have happened to you in your teenage years. Unless you were on Total Drama, of course.
My name is Dan Pennington. And with the permission of the producers of Total Drama, (after going through a lengthy contract process I might add!) I have been allowed to track down the 37 contestants of Total Drama (not including Blaineley, who is currently too busy hosting Celebrity Manhunt) and ask them the deep, personal questions they've always wanted to (or never wanted to in some cases!) answer.
All contestants from the first and third seasons are currently age 28 at the time of these interviews. The contestants from the 4th season are 27.
The format of these interviews will go as follows: 1) I will do a one on one interview with each contestant, unless they are married to another contestant in which case I will do a two on one interview. Once all these are done, I will do interviews with Chris McLean and Chef Hatchet. And 2) I will gather all the contestants together for one round table discussion about how time has changed their feelings for each other and allow them to ask each other questions.
I hope that this 37 hour long documentary will get the ratings it needs (or else, as my contract states, I will lose my head!) and that all of you who watched the show when you were children will find enjoyment in it again.
Episode 1: The Party Guy and The Psycho Hose Beast
DP: Welcome viewers, to the first interview in TDD: Ten Years After! I decided it would be best if we could start our show off with one of the bigger and most wanted interviews, Owen and Izzy!
Owen: (Starts to choke on his hamburger) WE'RE THE FIRST INTERVIEW!?
Izzy: YESSS! You hear that Big O? We're the final two! That means we win the million! What you gonna buy, huh? I think I'll get that huge tower in Paris, ya know, the Leaning Tower of Paris! You think we can fit it in the front lawn?
DP: Uh, no you two didn't win Total Drama…
I: What? Who won then? Don't tell me it was Chef! Wait, tell me it was Chef. I'll go hunt him down!
DP: No! I'm just conducting an interview with you two. You haven't participated in TD in 10 years! We're just doing an interview about your experiences!
O: (Still choking) Help…..me…..
DP: Oh dear! Medical staff!
The medical staff rush in. Two Heimlich maneuvers later, the interview is ready to continue.
DP: So, back to my original question. (Looks at notes) Oh, I haven't even asked you one yet! Uh...what have you two done since the end of Season 3?
O: Oh, what have we done? Ummm, well, Izzy and I got back together, didn't we Izz?
I: Oh yeah. It took a while. Big O had to earn my heart again after all the horrible things he did to me, like kicking me in the kiwi's for example.
O: Wait, that was you who-
I: Annnnnnd, he did let that huge jet land on me when it crashed in Jamaica. And the time that…."
DP: Ok Izzy, I'll direct that question back to Owen. Let's hear what he has to say.
O: Well, it was about three years after the show that I decided to give Izzy a call. We hadn't talked much since the Finale of World Tour, and I had just been fired from my job at the supermarket deli. And, I needed something to eat.
DP: You had to work at a deli? But, you're one of the big stars of the show! Your popularity should have gotten you somewhere higher up, right?
O: Well, it did. But I needed a job that involved food! So I chose the local supermarket deli. But, apparently they don't allow you to sample all the tasty kinds of meats they have there.
DP: So, you went to Izzy?
O: Yep. I was feeling kind of sad that we hadn't patched up things and, I still had feelings for her. So, I searched all over Canada. It took a while, but soon someone pointed me towards Hollywood and that's where I found her, auditioning for a part in "Macbeth".
I: I remember that day! I was doing the Lady Macbeth scene with the bloody hand!
O: Yep, and you tried to stab me with a knife, thinking that I was someone's ghost or something! Well, after that, she let me stay at her place for a bit, which was really just a tent on top of a local bar. I think it was then that I decided to let my fame do some of the work for me.
DP: That's amazing! It looks like we're going to have to take a quick commercial break, but we'll be back with the story of how Owen and Izzy got out of that tent and back on the red carpet! And how their life is today with their three children! Don't press that channel button! Stay right here for more Total…...Drama…..Ten Years Later!
O: That doesn't sound anything like Chris…
