link is fast asleep on the sofa dreaming of ponies when zelda sneaks up from behind the door peeking inside ..
this is my chance ..my chance to rape him ! my chance to rape him with a strap on ! she thought .
she puts the hot pink strap on in place keeping her voice down as it slips in . with great caution she tiptoes closer to him with the dildo jiggling a little with each step taken forward when she arrives before him taking some chloroform and a handkerchief out of her pocket soaking the little doily in it .
yesss i will not fail she whispered creepily . suddenly she stepped on a twig as link woke up turning around fast like a deer overhearing its hunter with his sword in his hand only to be poked in the eye with the pink dildo falling back and holding his eye in pain with zelda ready to pounce .
"no ive come too far to have my plans spoiled now ! " she shouted . zelda smacked the sword out of his palm with the dildo while he was occupied by the pain of his eye for it was now a black eye . she forced the handkerchief on his face but he grabbed her wrist forcing it away . their strength was evenly matched for some reason and link was terrified looking into zelda's eyes as she gazed down at his crotch with a bit of drool coming from the corner of her mouth.
suddenly ganon slammed open the windows without noticing the dilemma as he caught both zelda and link's attention.
"i have come to defeat you once and for all li….oh sweet christ !"
ganondorf notices the situation with a disgusted face .
"yea im just gonna come back later " .he said teleporting away. In the middle of all the confusion link grabbed a lamp off the table and smashed it over zelda's head . she fell backwards out cold , backing away link wiped the sweat from his four head looking away as best as he could from zelda's current appearance . he took his master sword off the floor and slashed the pink dildo in half when a poe ghost came out of zelda's mouth .
"uh oh" the poe said .
"so you have been behind zelda's weird behavior ! " he shouted pointing his blade at the poe .
" i shall return ! "
"oh no you don't i'm not going to let you possess her and just leave like that!"
the poe tried to run off when link slashed her back making the poe fall to the floor disintegrating . leaving a purple orb behind that link collected in a jar . good job link you got a perverted poe so the text said as he held it up . he looked back down at zelda who was on the floor with the strap on still there with a flustered face.
"well i can't just leave her like that ..she will wake up confused ..or worse thinking i did this ! "
he took it out fast throwing it out the window as he covered her back up with the dress fold . now time to make like secrest and get out he thought ..
meanwhile outside the castle tower ganon is pacing back and fourth .
should i go back in now ? yea it should all be over by now . he thought hovering up towards the window again when the dildo link threw out the window fell down at rapid speed hitting ganondorf in the face knocking him out cold into a pile of hay were the guards quickly arrested him .
the end.