Hello this is a parody of the infamous Harry Potter fanfiction My immortal. We are keeping all spelling mistakes found in the original story. As also we don't own Southpark, Harry Potter, or my immortal. Please enjoy.
chapter 1
Hi my name Peruvian god of guinea pigs and I seriously love guinea pigs( it how I got my name). I have short back hair with red streaks in it and icy blue eyes. People tell me I look like red racer (a.n if you don't know who that is get the hell out) I not related to red racer but I wish I was, he's a major fucking hottie.I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I'm also a wizard and I go to a magic school called Mr. hankeys school for witch craft and wizardry in South park where I'm in the seventh grade ( I'm seventeen). I'm a goth( in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly blue. I love blue jackets and I have like fifty of them. For example today I was wearing a blue jacket and and a blue hat. My pants where a dark blue, so dark that it looked black. I was also wear blue sneakers.i was walking outside the school. It was raining and snowing so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Cartman was staring at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
"Hey Craig!" Shouted a voice.
I looked up. It was... Tweek tweak!
"Whats up tweek?" I asked
"Nothing" he said shyly
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away