eridan wus ur average fish teenager
he had some GONADS
VERY GONAD LIKE GONADS
he also made fish puns
alot of fish puns
eridan wus walkin iN THE wATER lOLOOOLLLOOLL
and he wus vry
wet
bECAUSE HE Was
masturbating
bUT erIDAN WAS DOING SOME FISHY THINGS
BECAUSE HES A FISH lOLOooLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
eridan relised he needed sum hot fish baebs
or hot fish d00dscus hes gAY lOLOL
jk
bUT HE waNTEED EITHER lOLOL
sO HE wAS oN FISHYfISH daTING WeBsitefOR FISH
n hE SAW sUM HOT bAES
BUT THe hOT bAES DInT waNT HIM
because he had no reason to exist
LOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLOLOL
sO hE NEEDED DATING ADVICE HE CALLED nEPETA
"hey nepeTA yA goT sOME daTING advice"
nepeta didnt answer
she was a furry
furrys didnt answer to liars
sO eRIDAN kEPT calLING nEPETA uNtiL SHE anSWERED and sAID
":33 fuck off im rping ;333"
eridAN WAS NOT amUSED HE nEEDED MENTAL HELP
lOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
so he kEPT lOOKING iN The fISHY hoT fISH SECTIOn
n saw hot boI HIS nAEM WUS
iDATE!
hE sIGNED THE FUCK uP AND PREPEaRED tO CALL DATU-CHANNN
but he had no phone
he forgot it
at home
hE DECIDED tO GO TO HIS HAUS IT WUS ON DATU CHANS PROFILE
SO HE TYPED IN THE ADDRESS OF
"deep blvd 6969"
aND GOT IN THE FISHMOBILE AND FISHED THE WAY THERE
sO HE wENT 2 dA DOOR n hONKED ON IT
"hey idaet u h0t m8 hmmhmmMMMMHMMM"
idate wus not home
he left home
for th war
th fISHY WAR lOLOLLOLOLLLLLL
sO eridAN drove 2 tH WAR N saW oDATE n sED whIL mAEKIn a wINKLE face
"o idatu chan u wan sum uf dis"
idate turned around aND SAID
"how did you not get blown up by the mINECWAFT CREEPER HOODIES
"becus I plai minecwAFT"
"I um oh"
"mY CHANEL iS MLGLOLOL69IFUCKFISHLOLOLOL pLS Like n sUB!"
"is that the actual title"
"yes."
"I um"
eRIDAN WUS VRY GOOD AT CHANNEL nAEMS
idate hated eridan
perfect match
bUT THEN SUDDENLY sAL CUME OUT OF NOEWHERE
aND SAID
"sal sal, sa sal"
iT oFENDED eRIDAN sU MUCH HE diE dED
and idate was like "fuck jeez man bro you didn't have to do this"
sAL SAID "o yaw el I did lolOLOL ehAIR tWORL" (cause sals a fucking lesbian)
idate felt slightly bad sO HE tOOK eRIDAnNY pHANTOm To the Hospatal
eriDAN wuS sLAMMEd ONTO 2 thE OPERATIN table aND iDATE WUS SMOKING lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
fin out what HAPPENS NEXT GET IT FIN CAUSE FISH HAVE FINS LOLOOOOOOOL