Hi, I want to say I don't own FMA. I also want to give some credit to WrightingSadist for the idea for this one shot. This might be the one for Officer Sofia, well maybe.
Officer Sofia hits her head against her desk. Why me, why do I have to have this ass as my Colonel? She sighs, and turns to the mountain of paperwork before her, "I hate him sooo much." Why can't I work under Mustang, an evil smile slowly creeps across her face. What else can I do to him, that last idea was pure gold, how can I possibly top it?
The sound of footsteps can be heard just outside, when the door opens and Col. Samuel walks in, "You're not done yet?" he asks with a smirk. He hands her a file with a look of amusement, "Well you can always come back to it, but for now I want you to take this to Mustang for me."
Sofia stands and takes the file, of course Col Lazy Ass wants me to do it so he goes to his desk and pulls out his dirty little pictures, "Yes, Sir."
She walks out just as he opens his top drawer, "Hey, Where the F- Are They!" She chuckles to herself as she closes the door.
She slowly walks down the hall with her hands behind her; He wouldn't recognize her, not with all that make-up and not to mention that miniskirt of hers. Hmm…She turns the corner and seeing that she's alone she opens the file and skims it over. "Nothing, Damn." She closes it and walks on, she'll think of something.
As she enters she sees Mustang discussing something with the rest of his men, "I'm not saying I wasn't flattered." He stops as she enters.
She sautés quickly, "Sir, I have something for you from Colonel Samuel." She walks over and quickly hands it to him, their eyes meeting momentarily. She notices a slight sparkle in his eyes, "I'm sorry that I interrupted you Sir, please don't mind me." Come on take my bait, let me hear it.
He smiles, "Oh it was nothing, and thank you."
She turns to leave when she sees her opportunity, "Havoc, it's been a while." She moves over to him, "Could I possibly bum a cigarette from you?" She gives him her best puppy dog eyes meanwhile inching her chest closer to him. Come on I know you're a man that likes my assets.
He grins, "Yeah, but just one." He hands her one and watches as she slowly dangles it from her lips.
She leans down while pushing her butt up towards Mustangs direction, "You wouldn't have a light on you would you?" He takes out his lighter and she quickly takes his hand with the lighter and moves it to her mouth and lights it slowly inhaling. She slowly releases his hand watching all in the room, thankfully Riza is nowhere in sight. "Thanks again, Havoc. By the way I'm going to the Lion's pub tonight, if you want to come."
Mustang coughs, she can feel the uneasiness in the room rising, "Lt. may I remind you about the rules."
She turns and sweetly smiles, "Yes of course no relationships, but…" She turns back and nearly whispers to Havoc, "I'm just talking about merely throwing you on a table, ripping you clothes off and fucking your brains out in every possible way I can, not a relationship."
Havoc's face turns deep red, while the rest seems to be completely speechless. She quickly makes it for the door while their trying to grasp what she just said. Mustang is the first to recover, "Lieutenant! What did you just say, get back here now!"
She's already out the door, but she turns back before closing the door, "What didn't you like that, my hot little alchemist?" She watches a mix of shock and realization on his face as she closes the door and races down the hall. I may have just killed my career or maybe not. He would have to report it, including the first incident and they both know he wouldn't do that. And if he did… "Well, we'll just have to see."
If you have any ideas for Officer Sofia, just let me know.