something random!
warning! watch "selfie" by the chainsmockers
Edward's POV
"Wyatt!" I scream over the phone to Wyatt.
"what!" he screams back.
"you need to come here. you should bring Chris! I just heard the weirdest thing ever!"
"ok! be there in a sec!" he said before hanging up the phone and orbed to my house in 5 seconds.
"you said a second. not five." I said
"really?" said Wyatt shacking his head.
"agh! what do you want! I was editing a video!" said Chris
"ok guys. I was walking down the street past a club, right? and out comes 2 girls. they look like they could be in college. anyway they were totally drunk so there head was flowing with ideas. then they stared to talk.
"omg! did you see Jason by that table?"
"ya. I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl. do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous? because he was totally texting me all night."
"hey do you think that girl is pretty?"
"no. how did that girl even get in here?"
"I know right! did you see her? she's so short and that dress is sooo tacky!"
"ya! who wears cheetah?"
that's when I went into there mind and saw what they wee talking about. and let me tell you, surprised face. it was like a club. as we all know what a club looks like."
"no we don't" said Chris
"well you know what I mean right Wyatt?"
"ya" said Wyatt
"and there was jealousy, passed out people, and ...selfies."
"really?" said Chris
"ya. like after she did something she took a selfie." i said
"so I orbed here to be told a stuiped selfie story?" said Chris
"ya. we should take a selfie too." i said pulling out my phone.
"selfie!? were!?" said Emmett who came out of no were
"i want to join" said Rosaline
"ya me too"Alice
"me three" Jasper
"selfie on three" I said
"one, two three" said Chris
"SELFIE!" we all said just in time for Carlisle to walk in from the garage.
"no comment" said Carlisle.
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