It wasn't often that Guy got to dress up, but every time he did, he hated it. The clothes were always itchy and his tie kept moving from place to place. It was annoying and unnecessary.
Guy wasn't the only one that struggled though, as Boxter –his father- played with his tie yet again for the 50th time that afternoon. The older Hamdon wasn't one to go out, or dress up unless it was a STRICT requirement. However sometimes he would do it to appease the woman who he shared his life with. Tonight was one of those days.
"Why do we have to dress up again?" asked the small boy to his father.
Boxter sighed before turning to his youngest son, "Wackerman told me a few days ago his daughter was moving in with him. I told your mother and she instantly made the thing an entire formal event for both our families."
Guy and Boxter turned to watch as Droosha glided around the house fixing the final details for the arrival of the Wackermans.
"How did you agree to this?" asked the young Hamdon to his father.
Boxter tensed, "I…um…"
Guy placed his hand on his father's mouth. He didn't want to know anything else as he noticed his father's sudden change in behavior. Guy shook his head to try and remove that last bit of conversation from his mind. He didn't need that mental picture to be etched in his mind and scar him forever.
"I get it," simply said Guy.
The older Hamdon sighed in relief.
"Guy why don't you go get Kelly and Maz," said Droosha as she adjusted her green dress. "Our guests will be arriving soon and I want all of us to meet them as soon as they get here."
Guy nodded to his mother and stood to look for his best friend and sister. Walking up the stairs he was met with the soft noise of giggles coming from Kelly's room. Guy rolled his eyes and stomped his way to Kelly's room before knocking and letting himself in.
When he opened the door he noticed his friend was sitting on his sister's bed as she got her make-up on. Maz was twisting her hair and trying to adjust it on her usual high ponytail but it kept falling down. Guy raised a brow and crossed his arms.
"That's as normal as you two can get when you hear me stomping here?" he asked.
Maz turned to him and shrugged, "It's not like no one knows we're dating."
Guy shivers, "Yeah…I don't want to see my best friend and my sister making out after what I just heard."
Maz and Kelly eyed Guy, "What is it?"
Guy shook his head, "You don't want to know. Anyway mom sent me to look for you; she wants all of us down stairs for when the Wackermans arrive."
Kelly nodded and moved to finish her hair. Maz stood and walked over to where Guy was and they both left the room to allow Kelly to finish.
"Think she'll take long?" asked Guy making Maz shrug.
"Well Kelly is quite the perfectionist," said Maz.
Guy sighed and scratched his neck, "I just hope nothing comes up, if SheZow has to bail, how am I going to get out?"
"Dude, that's what Kelly and I are for," said Maz. "SheZow's sidekick and SheZow's twin sister ready to help in whatever they can."
"Let's hope that works," said Guy. "Mom worked so hard on this dinner I doubt dad will let me get out to stop any villains."
"Talking about odd things," said Maz. "Kelly talked to me about that weird event they are planning for SheZow."
Guy shrugged, "She said it was good for SheZow's image, Sheila agreed so…I have to do it."
Maz patted Guy's back, "What if it's a dude?"
Guy shrugged, "Well it'll certainly be something else, I mean I know Wanda is going to throw ballots like a crazy person to get that date with SheZow."
Maz shivered, "You better look out for that dude."
"Yeah after last time I have to be more careful," said Guy as Kelly walked out of her room.
"What are you guys still doing here? Let's go," said Kelly pushing both males down the stairs.
Just as they made their way down, a knock was heard from the front door. Droosha made her way to the door and watched as the kids reached the bottom of the stairs. She moved to fix them over as Boxter reached the door. Droosha then turned to the door as Boxter turned the knob and opened it.
"Wackerman," he said. "Good to have you over."
"Good to be here Hamdon," replied Wackerman shaking Boxter's extended hand.
Boxter gestured for him to walk inside and Wackerman did, behind him a girl -with a side ponytail and wearing a simple sundress- walked in.
"See here Hamdon," said the older red head. "This is Glenda, my daughter."
The younger red head nodded at Boxter, "Pleasure to meet you officer Hamdon."
"What a polite young lady," said Boxter shaking her outstretched hand.
Glenda smiled, "Thank you."
"Well Glenda welcome to Megadale," said Droosha walking behind her husband. "It's a pleasure to meet you."
"Same here Mrs. Hamdon," replied Glenda.
"Oh dear please, call me Droosha."
Glenda nodded, "Very well."
Droosha giggled, "Now let me introduce you. These are my kids, Kelly and Guy, and their best friend, Maz."
Glenda smiled, "Pleasure to meet you."
"Same," said Kelly. Noticing no one else said anything she pushed Maz. Not knowing how to react he quickly smile, "Pleasure to meet you."
Glenda bit her lip trying to hold in her laughter. Maz gave a step back to join his girlfriend as Kelly glared at Guy who seemed glued to his spot.
"Guy!" Kelly whispered smacking Guy also.
The boy tumbled forward but regained his foot before falling on his face. He swallowed as he stared at the girl and laughed nervously.
"Hi," he said. "I'm Guy."
Glenda pressed her lips together, but her shoulders shook giving away her inner struggle.
Guy chuckled and gave a step back to stare at his feet as if they were the most interesting thing in the world.
"Well let's go to the dining room," said Boxter unaware of the awkward moment his son was experiencing.
Dinner went as smoothly as one would expect. To Guy's surprise, SheZow didn't need to show up anywhere and good thing too. Glenda kept turning to stare at him from time to time and Guy couldn't be happier yet oddly unsure. Kelly watched in detail as both interacted through glances and turns of faces. It was odd to see Guy acting so, unlike him. If he was interested in a girl he usually went for the suave route but now…he was acting so weird.
"So Glenda," asked Boxter making the girl turn to him. "How are you liking Megadale?"
"It's quite calm so far," said Glenda. "I haven't really gone out and explore yet since moving here."
"That's a shame," said Boxter. "There's no safer place than Megadale, and it's all thanks to us, the police enforcement."
Glenda giggled, "I see that. I've also seen some posters of someone named SheZow? Is she like a celebrity?"
Boxter's smile fell at the mention of the heroine. Kelly quickly intercepted, "SheZow is a superhero."
"That is amazing," said Glenda.
"SheCow is just a nuisance to the local enforcement," said Boxter.
Glenda leaned in toward Guy. "I'm guessing he's not that fond of her," she whispered to the boy.
Guy swallowed and let out a nervous chuckle, "No, he doesn't."
"Why's that?"
"SheZow is a heroine," answered Maz. "According to Guy's dad, she always gets in the way of his job."
Glenda nodded in understanding before sitting back normally.
Guy exhaled and turned to his meal.
"Well if you have free time tomorrow," said Droosha trying to not focus much on SheZow. "You can come over and I'm sure the kids would love to show you around."
Glenda shook her head, "I don't mean to intrude, if they have plans for tomorrow…"
"We actually don't," said Kelly. "At least the guys don't, I am organizing the new SheZow lottery and I will be most of the morning busy."
Maz turned to Glenda, "I don't mind showing her around, do you Guy? Guy?"
Guy had his fork frozen in midair, his eyes wide, "Um…yeah…yeah tomorrow, we'll show her around."
Wackerman seemed to perk at this, "Heard that! You'll get to see the city with kids your age."
"I get it dad," said Glenda. "Thank you Guy and Maz."
The duo nodded and continued their meal.
After dinner, Wackerman patted his stomach as he and his daughter walked towards the front door.
"Droosha that was an excellent dinner," said the red head. "Truly a feast."
Droosha chuckled, "No problem, besides you told Boxter you wanted your daughter to make some friends right?"
The adults turned to where the teens spoke in a cheerful manner about the events of the next day.
"I'd say it was a success," said Droosha.
Wackerman nodded, "Thank you a lot Boxter, this means the world for me."
Boxter shrugged, "It's not every day you get to see your daughter that lives overseas. It was the least I could do."
Wackerman laughed, "Well I'll bring her over before the shift so we can take the cruiser together."
Boxter nodded and watched as the Wackermans got out of his home and drove away.
The next day at the Hamdon house, Maz and Guy found themselves in Guy's room playing video games as they waited. Kelly was on her laptop making adjustments to her calendar to not leave the little girl she met yesterday with the savage of her brother and best friend. What? She dated Maz but that didn't mean she wasn't aware of the areas he certainly lacked, and finesse wasn't one of his strong suits.
When the door's knock came through, the trio quickly got up to meet up with Glenda and Wackerman. Boxter was already by the door when the teens got there. Boxter shook his head as he opened the door to greet the Wackermans.
"Wackerman," said Boxter in greeting.
"Morning everyone," said the older red head walking into the house followed closely by Glenda.
The girl waved to the teens that waved back at her astonished to see the drastic change of clothing options. What yesterday had portrayed delicate female, today screamed of tomboy; beanie on her head, loose pants around her legs, halter top with jean jacket that had the sleeves pulled up.
"Morning," said Glenda raising a brow at the trio.
Wackerman tried to hold his laugh but burst laughing within a second after watching the expression on the Hamdons.
"I told you they'd be shocked," said Glenda with a wicked smirk.
"True," replied Wackerman. "I own ya one."
"Woah," said Boxter. "That was a change."
Glenda nodded, "Dad weren't you saying you were gonna be late to work?"
Wackerman snapped out of it and turned to Boxter, "Right we have to go. Behave sweetheart."
"Sure thing pop," said Glenda watching her father and co-worker rush to the cruiser and out to the city.
Glenda then turned to the trio still at the stairs and smiled innocently, "Shall we get started?"
So this MIGHT just be the start of Guy and some weird pairing in short stories from my part. I have two others I want to try that aren't in anyway involved with Guy (so no Maz/Guy or Guy/Kelly or Guy/Gal also no Guy/ Wanda cos I detest her presence in the show) so yeah... this idea was actually part of a much longer tale that I ended scrapping cos i can't focus for long periods of time in a story. It was going to focus on Wackerman and his life that is none existent in the show and have him in a really dramatic light. At some point i decided to give him a daughter and ship her with Guy as a joke as I re-watched one of the episodes (No girls allowed and She-Pal). His daughter ended having two things in that weird thought, the name Wanda wrongly gives Guy during her interview with SheZow in She-Pal, and the personality of that of the superhero Guy describes to Glint as he speaks on the phone after the episode ends. However since this show is already weird, i decided to change that female lady like description and changed it to the opposite to fit better with the superhero persona. In the end i also removed the superhero persona...or I might added back idk about that. This story is PLENTY weird already with an OC.
Why I ultimately decided to post this cos one: i had it written for ages without posting it. two: i wanted to write a ship for SheZow. threr: it was my birthday and i wanted to post something for my Favorite Heroine like i did in my last birthday. i couldn't on the same day but at last here it is. If you managed to read this far, why not leave a review on how a sick twisted person i am...cos i'm sure i am by making this xD well She-ya guyz later ;)