Title: Taking One For The Home Team
Characters: Isshin x Ryuuken
Word Count: 360
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ryuuken tries to save his son from the Isshin-taint.
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He had to stop this before it went too far. Though he honestly thought Uryuu would be too bright to be effected by the older man's delusions, but it didn't seem to be the case as his son was trading fashion tips with Isshin with an ease that Ryuuken found rather unsettling. The older Ishida knew there was only one way to get Isshin away from his son for the rest of the night, and even if it meant sacrificing his own sanity it was worth it to keep Uryuu away from the taint of the other man.
Under the guise of getting more snacks for their sons, who were supposed to be studying in Ichigo's room, Ryuuken drags the other doctor down to the kitchen. He takes a deep breath to help him gather the strength he needed for his resolve then asks Isshin, "Isshin, would you like to go to bed now?"
"To bed?" the dark haired man answers, "But it's still so early in the night and Uryuu promised to go over the finer finesse of ruffled shirts with me."
"Yes, but I'd like to retire for the night…with you," Ryuuken says cementing his fate for the night.
Isshin gasps excitedly then winks and nudges Isshin in the arm with his elbow, "Why Ryuuken, you little horny devil. I didn't think you had it in you, minx. So let's hurry up and finish helping the boys with their homework and then we daddies can play."
"I'm sure, the boys, can take care of the rest themselves." Ryuuken swallows hard to ready himself then tells the other man, "And I'll do the costume thing that you've been wanting to do if we go to your room now."
"You mean you'll be the bunny?" Isshin asks bouncy up and down in his excitement.
Ryuuken nods his head stiffly, reminding himself that this all for his son's sake, so he can grow to a normal man and not a demented freak like the one he was about to sleep with. And with that in mind he spent his night as the blue bunny, much to Isshin the pink bear's delight.