EsPOV
The house was a wreck. Everything was hectic. Why couldn't Carlisle come home and restore order? Edward was suffering from the thoughts of my children, Jasper was messing with everyone's emotions, Alice was trying to dress up Bella, who was trying to protect Renesmee. Rosalie and Jacob were fighting as usual, and Emmett was running through the house, destroying everything in his path. I walked into the kitchen only to find more destruction. Sitting down at my favorite, destroyed dining table, my head came up from the table, hitting it rythimicly. My house was ruined. How was I supposed to explain this mess to the repair crew? I sighed. It didn't matter. They would clean it up themselves. After they got back from their first therapy appointment. As soon as I had made up my mind, Edward and Alice came racing in. Alice was the first to speak. "NO! You can't do that to us!"
"I will not go, I am completely civilised! The only thing wrong is that I'm living with a bunch of idiotic, vain, emo, phycos!" Four growls erupted from around the house. "Ness, Bella and I will not go to therapy!" At the word' therapy', the rest of the family shot into the room.
"Therapy? Cool! Can't wait!" Emmett, of course.
"I will not go to therapy! Especially if the therapist is male! He'll be drooling all over me!"
"Therapy? EDWARD! I AM NOT EMO!"
"Hmm...Therapy..." A civilised Bella. She mulled it over for a few short seconds before agreeing. "I think it will be..." She seemed at a lost for words and I couldn't blame her.
"Do I have a choice?" I smiled. Sweet, sweet Renesmee. At that precise moment, I heard Carlisle's Mercedes pull into our long driveway and I sighed with relief. At last.
"Everyone, clean up the mess you have made. I want this house spotless, understand?" They all nodded and headed off to clean up my house. Huh. They should do this more often. Then I don't have to pay the repair crew as much...
"Esme! Everyone cleaning up their mess?" I nodded.
"How was work?"
"Oh, the usual. So, should I call a family meeting?" Again, I nodded. Bella was the first to sit down, shortly followed by the rest of the family. "Okay, good, everyone's he--" He stopped short. "ROSALIE! EMMETT! GET DOWN HERE!" Down they came, each covered in make-up. There clothes where torn and Rose's hair was a mess. My messed up family... Edward growled. "Alright, so, Esme has something to tell you all and you will obey so matter what. Esme."
I cleared my throat though it was unnessecary. "As you all know, you will be starting therapy. When, I have no idea. Who? Well, that beats me. But the point is, this house is far to hectic and out of control. If anyone does anything to your future therapist, there will be consequences. Now, as far as we know, there are no vampire therapy sessions so your doctor will be human so you must act human. For instance, Edward, lay off the mind reading. Jasper, no messing with emotions. Alice, keep the future to yourself. And Rosalie and Emmett, tone down the strength. We know you both like to use it, whether for showing off or showing anger. Now, Carlisle will get you a therapist by the end of the week and you shall, possibly, start the next. Any questions or comments? Good. Now, back to cleaning." A few groans and growls escaped but they did what they were told. "Now, how to find the right therapist..."
Carlisle kissed my cheek. "Oh, don't worry. There are plenty of therapists at the hospital. We should have no trouble finding one!" I could only hope...
Is this a boring chapter? It probably is. I didn't think it was very well written but... It should get better. I have almost this WHOLE story planned out. And I got the idea while hiking in the Rockies...weird...Anyway, please R&R!