EPISODE 1
"Welcome to a date with your enemy! Basically, it's the name, we figure out who your enemy is and make you go on a date!" says Blackstar sitting in a feather nest in front of a camera.
"Today the couple will be… Spottedleaf and her enemy!" he said as Spottedleaf padded up to him.
"hi! " she said smiling and sat down beside the host.
"Hi, now I've got a few questions," he said, Spottedleaf nodded.
"So who's your enemy?" he asked.
"Firestar," Spottedleaf said winking at the camera cat.
"Uh no that's your crush, your enemy is Sandstorm or Clawface that's his name right?" Blackstar said rolling his eyes.
"Um, okay I would prefer to go on a date with my killer than Sandstorm!" Spottedleaf said gagging at the she-cats name.
"Okay Sandstorm it is!" he said brightly.
"What?! Nooooooo!" Spottedleaf moaned, Blackstar smirked and produced his phone and called Sandstorm.
"Hi Sandstorm we need you over here."
"Where?"
"My den."
"Is it dirty?"
"What?"
"Last time I and Firestar came over your den was a mess!"
"Oh, no my den is not dirty, and you're on speaker phone."
"Okay, I'll be there in a sec."
Sandstorm hangup and a second later walked into Blackstars den.
"You wanted to.. WHY IS SHE HERE!?" Sandstorm snarled glaring at Spottedleaf.
"Welcome to my new show a date with your enemy." Blackstar purred.
"Oh no! Am I dating HER?!" she asked grimacing, Blackstar nodded.
"Where will we be going?" Spottedleaf asked tartly.
"You'll be going to the fancy feast the restaurant," Blackstar said than quickly added.
"I won't be paying." he pushed the two out of his den and into Sandstorms car.
"Bye!" he said waving, Sandstorm sat in the driver's seat and Spottedleaf in the passengers. Sandstorm turned on the radio.
"oOOOo little mouse!" Sandstorm sang along, Spottedleaf leaned forward to change the channel, Sandstorm chomped down hard on Spottedleaf's paw.
"OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!" she screamed, "you bit me!"
"Um, we do that in battle all the time!"
"I'm a MEDICINE CAT!" she yowled, Sandstorm rolled her eyes and turned the music up.
"IF YOU WANNA EAT THE MOUSE OKAY"
"I hate this song." Spottedleaf moaned, Sandstorm sneered and turned it up even more.
"Oo, this place looks nice," Spottedleaf said as they walked into fancy feasts the restaurant.
"Your table is right here." says a she-cat padding up to them and gesturing to a table for two.
"Thanks." Sandstorm muttered and sat down, she grabbed a menu and hid her face.
"What are you doing?" Spottedleaf asked reaching for her own menu.
"I can't be seen with you!" Sandstorm hissed glancing around to make sure no one she knew was there.
"Right," Spottedleaf muttered. The two sat in silence, that was later broken by the ring of Sandstorms phone.
"Hello?"
"It's Firestar."
"Oh hi, honey!"
"Yes, where are you? we were supposed to have a date tonight."
"Sorry, how about tomorrow?"
"Um… tomorrow? I've got plans."
"With who?"
"Hahaha, bye honey."
Firestar hangup on her, her gaze shot up to glare at Spottedleaf.
"He has plans… what are you doing tomorrow?" Sandstorm asked in a snarl. Spottedleaf smiled weakly.
"HE LOVES ME MORE!" she shrieked after a moment of silence, Sandstorm gasped and smacked Spottedleaf on the head with her menu, hard.
"YOU CAN'T HURT ME! I'M A MEDICINE CAT!" she howled shielding her head with her own. From the side stood two waiters, the waitress pushed the waiter forward to go take the two angry she-cats order.
"Uh, have you decided your order?" he asked, Sandstorm froze, she was about to hit Spottedleaf again.
"Uh yes, I would like to have barbecue mice with chili sauce and sour cream!" Sandstorm ordered looking at her menu.
"THAT'S MY FAVOURITE!" Spottedleaf shrieked, totally pissed because there is no way she could have the same meal as Sandstorm.
"Stop screaming!" Sandstorm hissed looking around to make sure no-one was looking.
"Sorry," Spottedleaf hissed and looked at her menu, "I would like a Fancy feast burger with fries," she said, the waiter nodded and rushed back to the waitress who pushed him back.
"Any drinks?" he asked sighing and pulling out his pad.
"Milk," Spottedleaf replied, Sandstorm thought for a bit.
"Twoleg blood," she said licking her lips.
"Great choice!" the cat waiter replied and darted off.
"BACK TO THE BATTLE!" Sandstorm yowled smashing her menu into Spottedleaf's snout. It broke, "oops," she whispered and tried to put it back together. She gave up, threw it aside and stole Spottedleaf's.
"OI!" she hissed reaching to snatch it back, Sandstorm stuck out a paw and Spottedleaf's short arms couldn't reach.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"
Sandstrom glanced around.
"Who screamed?" she asked, a waiter padded up to her.
"The twoleg in the basement, here is your milk, and here is your blood," he said handing them there drinks.
"Thanks," Spottedleaf muttered and sipped her milk. Sandstorm slurped her blood.
"Your meals," another waiter said placing the meals in front of them, Sandstorm grabbed her meal and ate.
"Gross don't eat so fast!" Spottedleaf hissed in disgust, Sandstorm smiled.
"But the faster we finish the faster we can leave!" she hissed with a grin, Spottedleaf smiled and began shoving the food into her mouth. The cats that sat on the closest table moved away.
"DONE!" they shouted at the same time and got up to leave, a waitress blocked there path.
"Don't forget to pay!" she said smiling and pushing them to the cash register. Sandstorm swiped her card and gawped.
"THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY BUCKS!" she screamed and shock as she paid, "you owe me," she said to Spottedleaf, she nodded.
"I didn't know this place was so CHEAP!" Spottedleaf squealed, "I'm going here more often!" she said prancing out of the door.
It was a silent trip home, they stopped at Blackstar's.
"So how did it go?" he asked greeting them, they glared at him.
"Just so you know your plan didn't work, we're still enemies," Spottedleaf said, Blackstar frowned.
"That wasn't the plan, it was to annoy you," Blackstar said, Sandstorm looked like she was going to throttle him, she restrained herself and ended up just punching him.
I hope you enjoyed this, please request sets of enemies to go on dates =D