Far away in Japan,
at the edge of Tokyo,
there lived a place called Domino City
City or city block we may never know
Busy streets of bicycles and only a few cars,
Domino High sat in the midst where all can see
We meet our heroine named Anna Jasmine Nightingale,
so full of spirit and optimism full of glee
"That's right! My name is Anna Jasmine Nightingale, but you can call me Jasmine, the badass, karade-chopping, sweethearted, lovable, powerful and awesome duelist going to a new school! I'm so nervous about this, but I hope to make new friends. Maybe I can be accepted with my new powers, compared to my family, who abandoned me!" Anna cried out.
Jasmine I am trying to talk,
and your parents abandoned you?
How did that happen?
Please tell me please do!
"I don't know. They just abandoned me for no reason! They're jerks. They always abuse me and mistreat me!"
How did that happen?
Did they physically molest you?
Did they rape or scorn you?
Please tell me please do!
"I don't know. I just know they're jerks and they abandoned me, because they didn't accept my powers."
I hate to tell you this Jasmine,
but that is stupid and ignorant
You act more like a rebellious child running away from home
You get your rebellious butt back home this instant!
"What are you, my mom? I ain't listening to you! I ain't listening to nobody! I do what I want and no one can make me! You and your rhymey ass can kiss it! I'm the badass heroine and owner of the eighth millennium item, the Plot Convenience Millennium Boot!"
An EIGHTH millennium item?
Where did you get such an item?
There are only seven!
Is this from the Yu-Gi-Oh fandom!?
"Yeah, I looked up some ideas for this fan fiction and decided to pick something random and out-of-my-ass and came up with this," Jasmine grinned with glee, showing her golden boot with the Eye of Horus on the front.
Breaking the fourth wall doesn't make it funny!
Why am I wasting my time on you?
We have a story to tell and you are not helping,
and now is my cue
Jasmine is our heroin
She goes to school at Domino High
with wonderful friends-
"Named Tristan, Yugi and Joey! Yami is my boyfriend and we've been dating for practically a year!" Jasmine cried out, tapping the foot with her boot, then running to Yami and grabbing his arm, who was standing in the classroom.
How did you get in the school?
I never wrote where you were at!
You just placed yourself there,
hopping to places like some sort of gnat
"My Millennium Boot took me here," Jasmine replied.
What is its power anyways?
"Giving me what I want when I want it."
"Jasmine, who are you talking to?" Joey asked.
"No one!" Jasmine replied, then scooted closer to Yami. "So, have you found out anything on your memories?"
"I don't believe so," Yami replied.
"What about me being a reincarnate of someone in your past?" Jasmine grinned excitedly, tapping her foot with her boot.
"Oh yes, I did find out that you were my queen 3000 years ago."
"Really!? Wow, our love, it must be fate that brought us together," Jasmine said lovingly, looking into Yami's eyes.
"Yugi!" A girl named Tea called out, walking through the school door, then sees Jasmine. "Who are you?"
"I'm Yami's girlfriend, Anna Jasmine Nightingale, but everyone calls me Jasmine. Who are you?" Jasmine asked with glaring eyes and crossed arms.
"Girlfriend!? And, his name is Yugi! He doesn't have a girlfriend! I ask again, WHO. ARE. YOU!?" Tea asked furiously.
"It's Yami, the spirit inside Yugi's puzzle, you skanky whore!" Jasmine glared angrily, defending her boyfriend.
Why is Yami Mary's boyfriend you ask?
Heck if I know
I don't even know what's going on
Let's just watch these girls fight over their beau
"Who is that talking just now? Who are you? What's going on and what has this bitch done with Yugi!?" Tea asked angrily.
Don't look at me,
I'm just the narrator you see
"I don't care, if you're the Emperor or the Prime Minister! I want to know what's going on!" Tea asked, looking both angry and irritated.
"I won't let you abuse me and my friends anymore! Yami loved you and you broke his heart, because you were in love with Yugi!" Jasmine shouted, pointing at Tea as she tapped her foot with the millennium boot. Tea gasped as she saw the Eye of Horus glow after the tapping.
"What are you talking abou- no I-"
"Go Tea" Yami said, his face showing hurt and unforgiveness, his face turned away. "I don't want to see your face anymore."
Tea's face was shattered in pieces
Too little to pick each one up
Her friends have turned against her
She knew there had to be some sort of setup
Tea could not let Jasmine take her friends
Jealousy filled her being as she made the first punch
Little did Tea know,
Jasmine could beat her to a pulp
Jasmine's moves were swift and fast
No one could stand a chance against her
One tap of her millennium boot,
and Tea's efforts turned to disaster
Who could have thought Jasmine was this strong?
I certainly could not,
and I'm the narrator
Yep, this story has turned to rot
"That will teach you to mess with my friends and don't you think of coming near them ever again!" Jasmine cried out victoriously as Tea glared with pure anger.
"I'll never forgive you for this! I will get my friends back! You cannot defeat the power of friendship!" Tea shouted.
"Get a life! No one wants to hear your stupid friendship speeches! You're not even a real friend!"
In anger,
Tea had stormed off
It was no wonder,
this whole fight left us in awe
"Of course, when anyone tries to mess with me, I leave everyone speechless!" Jasmine smirked braggadociosly.
"That was awesome, Jasmine! You sure showed her! I can't believe Tea would do this to us!" Joey said excitedly, giving Jasmine a high five.
"Joey's right. You truly are amazing. How would you like to duel me?" Yami offered.
"I would love to duel! I love dueling and I'm the best at it!" Jasmine smirked.
"So am I! Let me duel you after Yami, Jasmine!" Joey grinned.
"I will. Time to get decked!" Jasmine smirked.
"Good luck trying to defeat the second powerful duelist to beat me, besides Yugi, Wheeler," Seto smirked as Joey started growing angry.
"HEY! You say that to me again, rich boy!" Joey glared in irritation.
"Leave Joey alone, Kaiba! Nobody likes a snobby rich prick like you!" Jasmine shouted as Kaiba humphed.
"I will defeat you and Yugi. You just wait," Seto promised with a bit of irritation as Jasmine humphed, then dueled Joey.
And dueled they did
No one could handle Jasmine's skills,
except Yami of course
His skills would gave everyone chills
The duels were intense
Jasmine showed her skills that no one could defeat
No matter what game it was,
she could never be beat
Jasmine was so busy defeating everyone in every duel,
except Yami of course,
she did not see Tea,
who kidnapped Yugi without remorse
"Say, has anyone seen Yugi... or Yami for that matter?" Tristan announced.
Jasmine looked and saw
that Yugi was not to be found
She looked left and right,
she looked all around
It was very clear
an enemy took someone from Jasmine,
that she held very dear
"Oh no! Someone took Yugi and my boyfriend! We have to go find them!" Jasmine cried with great worry. "He must have been taken by someone evil!"
"But how? Yugi always was the one that got us out of situations! How can we defeat this new enemy, if Yugi or Yami can't defeat him?" Tristan cried in hopeless despair.
"I am a barrier of a millennium item, so I will find them and save them with my millennium boot. That enemy will pay for this!"
"We know you can do this, Jasmine!" Tristan smiled, giving a thumbs up.
"Yeah, you can do it, Jasmine! We believe in you!" Joey smirked with a thumbs up.
So left Jasmine did
to find Yugi and her dear loved one
while Tea tied up Yugi to a chair
to see what it is Jasmine had done
"Yugi, please, you got to snap out of it! It's me, Tea! That Jasmine girl did something to you to make you hate me!" Tea pleaded, shaking Yugi.
"How could you do this to me, Tea," Yugi cried with fearful tears, turning his gaze away. "And, to think, I once loved you."
"What? Yugi, I'm trying to save you, from Jasmine! She's using a millennium item to make you think things that aren't true! You don't even know Jasmine! We've been friends, since childhood, you have to believe me!"
"Yugi will never believe your lies, Tea!" Jasmine glared with vengeful hate. "I can't believe you would do something this cruel, tying up Yugi to a chair and hang him over a pool of sharks and eels!"
"WHAT!? I never-" Tea gasped, turning around.
There behind Tea,
was Yugi tied to a chair
and hung over a pool of sharks and eels,
while Jasmine showed a deadly glare
There could be no forgiveness for this,
for Tea had gone too far
Mary knew one thing was for sure,
this meant war
"That's not true! I did tie up Yugi, but I'd never put him in danger like this!" Tea cried out in fear in desperation, then glares and points at Jasmine. "She's doing this! That boot is doing something to control people's minds and change situations to make them what they're not to be!"
"HELP ME!" Yugi cried as the rope began to break.
"YUGI!" Tea cried, running to her friend, tears running down her face.
"Don't bother running away and leaving Yugi to die!" Jasmine shouted.
And Tea gasped seeing
that where she was headed was not her friend,
but the exit to the cave
Tea knew that this was the end
"Stop! Leave us alone! Why are you doing this to me!?" Tea shouted at me with tears.
With a tap of her millennium boot,
Tea found herself tied to a chair in Yugi's place
Tea could only burst in tears
as her friendship with Yugi was erased
"Jasmine, you saved me, but what about Yami!?" Yugi cried worriedly with fearful tears.
"I'll save him," Jasmine promised, glaring at Tea. "Where is my boyfriend!? Tell me or you're finished!"
Tea looked down at the sharks and eels in fear
tears running down her cheeks
she was too fearful to make
any small squeaks
"I won't tell you!" Tea finally said. "I won't let you take anymore of my friends away!"
"I didn't take your friends away, you did this to yourself! You are a skanky whore and no one wants to be friends with a skanky whore! Now, tell me where my boyfriend is!" Jasmine threatened as the rope started slowly breaking loose.
"No! I won't let you do this to my friends! I will gladly give up my life for them!" Tea cried, looking at Yugi in the eyes with tearful ones, smiling sadly. "Yugi... you're my most precious friend, even if you may not believe me... goodbye."
The rope broke,
and Tea swam with sharks and eels
She screamed and cried,
and eventually became their meal
Yugi turned his face away
as Jasmine bowed her head with such regret
She never wanted it to end like this,
but Tea was a threat
to Yugi and her boyfriend
There was no other way
to save either of them,
so there was nothing to say
Jasmine began searching and looking
for the puzzle where Yami reside,
not knowing how to say
that Tea had died.
Eventually she decided
that it was for the best
for Tea to be gone,
because she was mad and obsessed
Kinda sad really,
because I really liked her
Tea's my favorite character,
why did have to be of err?
"Wait, you actually like that bitch!?" Jasmine responded to be flabbergasted.
Yeah,
Tea kinda reminds me of myself
She's brilliant and caring
and cared for others other than herself
"She sure didn't act like that not too long ago," Jasmine said proudly, crossing her arms.
That's because you...
never mind, let us continue
Jasmine found the millennium puzzle
It was behind some rocks
She returned it back to Yugi,
while I am working on these docs
what?
You try coming up with better rhymes!
Poetry is a kind of art with lines and-
whatever, back to the story uh... right?
"You really need to stop with the rhyming. It's annoying and tedious," Jasmine scoffed.
Annoying and tedious
How about I stuff you in a shoe box?
Or I could feed you to the fishes
down in the docks
"Is that the best you can do?" Jasmine smirked.
… please like and comment,
while I go outside and vent
A/N: I normally don't start posting new Yu-Gi-Oh fics until after I finish my other ones, but this is my 10th anniversary of writing fan fictions. I decided to do something special for this event, a parody and satire of Mary-Sue fan fictions in Yu-Gi-Oh. I've been planning on writing this for a while and thought now would be a good time to post it. This will also be posted on Deviantart.
Now, for this particular chapter, I would like you guys to create a fake review that's going to play a huge role in the next chapter. What I'd like you guys to do is create a fake review you would make, if this was taken seriously and was a serious Mary-Sue fic. You can play as the troll, flamer or critic and say what's bad about the story or Anna Jasmine Nightingale herself. You can also make a comment about a particular event you "didn't like" or you usually don't like in a Mary-Sue fic that I mentioned here. Though, make sure it's under ANONYMOUS. If you are a member, log out of your account and place your account name or whatever name you want to be called. If you don't have an account and want to place a real serious comment, get an account or wait until the next chapter, because I will take any message under anonymous to be fake.
A special thanks to Aqua Burst and Psychid for your suggestions and looking over this story.
Have fun and review please!