Dumbledore's Army

Upon arriving back near Hogwarts, Harry and Dumbledore are warned of the Dark Mark by Madame Rosmerta. They make haste up to the tower. Snape jumps out and kills Dumbledore, but at the same time Dumbledore makes an army of himself. The army and Harry chased Snape, firing curses and marching in a robotic way. Snape tried to flee but the army was on his heels until the middle of the grounds.

That was when Hagrid jumped out with a catapult and some boulders. He set one up and yelled "Freeze, or yeh'll get more rocks in yeh'r head, yeh yellow-bellied salamander!" All of the students and teachers poured out of the school and surrounded Snape. Just then, the Quidditch teams that were in Britain for a convention came swooping down on broomsticks pelting Snape with Dungbombs.

All of the giants, which had been mysteriously relocated to the Forbidden Woods, crashed out of the woods closely followed by armed centaurs. The merpeople surfaced from the nearby lake and aimed another catapult at Snape(it was filled with Grindylows). All of the Ministry officials appeared having used Portkeys.

One of the Dumbledores stepped forward and announced:

"TIS IS DUMBLEDORES ARMY. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. SURRENDER NOW. Oh yeah, and you just got punk'd!"

The End

A/N: Do NOT send me flames saying that this is an idiotic story. Like the description said, my friend il0vEhp'13 and I made it up while standing in a lunch line. We already know that it's stupid. If you want to see more comedies, then you'd better review! Remember: I am a carrot muffin.