Special Delivery!
Naruto spoof-fic by Ebona Nite
June 12, 2007
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Itachi and Kisami are fighting Teams 8, 10, Sakura, and Kakashi. Naruto and Sasuke nowhere in sight.
Two courier-nins jump out of the trees: "Special delivery for Uchiha Itachi! One crate of pocky!"
Itachi: "POCKY!!!!" jumps over to courier-nins
Kisami berates him as one courier-nin has him sign the delivery form and takes his money, and the second hands him a crate. Itachi tears off lid and starts gorging on pocky in bliss.
A disgusted Kisami throws down sword and surrenders on condition they get him away from his crazy pocky-obsessed partner.
Itachi chokes and falls over dead, a look of Nirvana on his face.
Courier-nin One nudges him with foot. nudge nudge "Yup! He's dead!" With a "Kai!" and a poof of smoke, he reveals himself as Naruto. "Operation Poison Pocky is a Success!" thumbs up
Courier-nin Two also releases a henge, revealing himself as Sasuke and smirks at the clipboard in his hand. "And we made 3000 ryo off him too." they high five each other Sasuke: "One sec" kicks body "Bastard!"
Naruto: "Feel better?"
Sasuke: "Yup, all better now."
The Konoha group sweatdrops and facefaults, then carry Kisami and Itachi's corpse off to village.
Later
Naruto: "Hey, why do I feel like we're forgetting something?"
elsewhere a figure creeps up "At last! I will get the Sharingan and become immortal! Then no one will stop me, the great Snake Sennin Orochimaru! Kukukuku! Say, is that pocky?"
Yup, this is definately how it should have turned out! Kukuku aren't I evil? Review please!