okay, this proves that Vetrix shouldnt be allowed to tell stories.


Quattro walked in the house, and Quinton noticed him go to the fridge. "Hungry, brother?" "Bored.

I already ate at the buffet they gave us." Quattro was returning from his job as a professional

duelist. "Quattro?" Trey ran out to greet his scar-faced brother. "Listen, guys, I have this great

story about a…" "STORY?" Vetrix ran out, jumped, and landed on the sofa. "Um…hi…" Quattro

walked closer to the corner. " I like stories!" Vetrix made himself comfortable, and decided

to ask what it was. "I wanna hear! I wanna hear! Quattro! Is this about that girl you like?" "HOW

DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THA….. What girl?" Trey hid in the shadows, afraid Quattro was angry—

Trey had told Vetrix about the girl. "It is nothing. No story." Vetrix acquired a disappointed look.

And then smiled. "I have stories!"

"It was a dark, scary night…" The man-child began. "And three duelists were driving home from…

um… uh… EHH, DOESN'T MATTER! A group of large monsters ran towards them!" "What was their

motivation?" Quinton asked, trying not to show his displeasure. "I dunno…" Quattro decided he

could interrupt with the main plot of the story. "It is a moose- vehicle accident. THE END." Trey

went to fetch some tea, and Quattro saw helping as an opportunity to escape. Quinton was left to

hear whatever Vetrix had to… offer… "okay, how about this… a few real good guys were on an

adventure… to find… a hole in… um…" "A portal? Are you telling me the story of the Portal of

Doom?" "Y-yes…" Quinton hadn't even mentioned the part about the 'real good guys.' A doorbell

sounded, and a nice lady appeared at the door. "Is Quattro here? This is his house, right?" "It's my

house, lady!" Vetrix squealed, and as the couple left, Vetrix chased them down the road like a

monkey with no fingers.


please review. if you do not, i will:

sic Vetrix on you

sic a monkey with no fingers on you

forget to do the above.