Cloudic: a little thing I cooked up! Ciao! KNUX COME BACK WITH MY NACHOS!! Really fast voice: I do not own eminems song "without me" nor sonic the hedgehog and other related characters or.(voice slows down)..oh, forget it, I cant talk this fast.

WITHOUT M.E. (shadows back) a parody of eminem's, "without me" written by (drum roll please) CLOUDIC THE HEDGEHOG!

sonic: two pink hedgehog girls go round' the outside, round' the outside, round' the outside.(wi wi wa, weeya weeya wi wi wa) two pink hedgehog girls go round' the outside, round' the outside, round' the outside.(wi wi wa, weeya weeya wi wi wa) hoo'...

Shadow: guess who's back, back, back.back again, gain, gain.shadow's back, back, back.tell a friend, friend, friend

All: guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, (dun nuna)

Professor Gerald: I've created a monster!

Shadow: and nobody wants to see sonic no more, they want shadow!

Sonic: I'm chopped liver.

Shadow: but if you want shadow this is what ill give ya. a little bit of me mixed with some hot hooker, a song that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a shock when I get shocked at the space lab by the Dr. when I'm not cooperating. when I'm rocking the table while he's operating.now stop debating cuz I'm back, I'm on the loose and formulating.I know that you got a job maria but Doc's heart problem's only diharrea! So the Dr. G wont let me be or let me be me so let me see he tried to shut me down by freezing me but it feels so empty without me! Come on pimps, jump up the bricks, and do this, jump on robitz, knux break out the picks, and get ready, cuz this fight's about to get heavy, I just got out of that black hole fuck YOU AMY!

(X2)Now this looks like a job for me, so let me go get the M.E., Cuz im ready for some catastrophy, and for that I need the M.E.

Sonic: big deal, so shadows back, ill be there, no doubt, listening to knux rap, I can't deny, he's good, but ill always be there to kick his ass Shadow: BITCH!! Sonic: visionary, vision is scary if to think shadow one day came and beat me. So just let me revel and ask, the fact whats good about shadow?? Ill kick his ass! He's a disaster, such a catastrophe, Im gonna whoop his ass one day! He'll be sorry he ever messed with me! Turn super (dunanananana) take your antenna tune in inta, shadow accepts defeat! watch the camera zoom right in on me! Here it is, my world is freed from that nuisance.Shadows back for me?!

(X2) now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just come watch me, ill kick his ass out of the galaxy.what's that? Shadow's back for me?!

Knux: Master emerald.man, shadows back, if he tries to get my emerald, ill kick his ass quick. Sonic, youll get your ass kicked, just let me handle it bro' guardin' since tails turned into a symbol, sometimes man it just seems everybody only wants to get past me, so this must mean ill have to flee, but this damn emeralds stuck on me! Let's go, just give me a signal, ill be there kickin shadows ass back where he came from. Though he's not the first king of catastrophe, hes the worst thing since O.J. was free. Guardin emerald unselfishly, why cant someone do it for me? (hey) theres a concept that works! not any superheroes emerge, but no matter how many villains fightin constantly it'd be so empty without me.

(X2)but this is the only life for me, just bustin up villains like ole shadsy, I gotta guard this emerald till the end of time, cuz no one's job is this but mine! All: (X2)now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, cuz I know, this is the life for me, and it'd be so empty without me. All: (X2)(Hum dei dei la la, Hum dei dei la la, Hum dei dei la la, la la la la)

Cloudic: just came up with that. Took TWO WHOLE FRICKIN HOURS TO WRITE!! Dammit, im good.