Cooking for dummies with Naruto Uzumaki
Naruto: Welcome everyone and thank you for watching my show. Today we will be making-
Sakura: It better not be Raman!!!
Naruto: …Uh no, of cause not… uh we will be cooking… a cake…? Yes that's it! We are cooking a cake!
Sakura: …
Naruto: Arighty then… first of all I would like you all to meet my Lovely assistant Sa- Naruto burst's into laughter.
What the HELL are you wearing Teme!
Everyone see's Sasuke in a pink frilly apron, wearing a dress…
Sasuke: Hn… you forced me into it… besides… Pink is so my colour!
Everyone goes silent…
Naruto: Anyway, Sasuke can you get our utensils?
Sasuke: Skips to cupboard and pulls out a whole lot of cake tins, mixing bowels etc.
Naruto: Thanks Teme. Now first of all we have to add one cup of flour-Naruto grabs a tall glass and fills it with flour and stands it in the bowl-, two eggs-Naruto gets to eggs and throws them in the bowl, shells and all-, and two cups of sugar! -Naruto fills two glass cups with salt, thinking its sugar.
And now we mix! Sasuke Teme, will you do the honors?
Sasuke: Nods and attempts to mix everything together. Um Naruto, are you sure that you-
Naruto: Of cause I am.
Sasuke: Shrugs and attempts mixing everything together.
Naruto: Oh I almost forgot to add the milk! Naruto fills the bowl up with milk
Now we just put it in the oven and wait. Sasuke pours the mixture into the cake tin and puts in the oven… Naruto being Naruto put it on the highest it would go hoping it would cook faster.
[Later]
Naruto: Now we are going to get Kakashi Sensei to try our cake!
Kakashi: eyes the cake wearily but try's it anyway.
Naruto: How does it taste?
Kakashi: Starts chocking
Naruto: Uh Sakura Chan?
Sakura: Sighs Yes?
Naruto: think I killed Sensei…
A/N: Okay what did you think? This idea randomly popped into my head last night and yeah… =]
Please review =]