Enraged at the peaceful atmosphere, Ash dickslapped May, then ran out ass naked, dancing ballet, shitting-pissing in meadows and singing Cannibal Corpse songs.
"ASH, PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON YOURSELF!" Brock whispered, who was also with them. He wore a viking helmet which was forged from steel, yet drawn by a hand of a pervert.
"NO, I'M NAKED OVER HERE! IT'S MY RIGHT AS A PERSON!" Ash thought back with his mind, a thought only he could hear, but no one could share.
"but you know the culture rules." Brock screamed in rage at ash, crying, sneezing laughing and vomiting simultaneously.
"wah, just take some kit-kat." Ash proposed to Brock, stretching out a chocolate bar, with a ripped open sleeve, showing its contents. Brock took it from Ash's hand, and exaggeratedly bit a piece off of it. A giant sofa fell from above and crushed Brock , his carcass leaking blood from ruined limbs, his face vacant. Ash looked upwards, and upon his vision came a horrifying vision; a vision of millions upon millions of sofas raining from the skies and crushing people. He ran, on the way he picked up a sandwich, ate it then made fun of the cockroach inside, who used Hyper Beam turning him into a calculator, where it continuously divided shit by zero, torturing Ash's soul to no end.
Ash used Protect, then Fly and took off into the skies. There, he met Rairyuu, the nipple dragon.
"RAIRYUU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING." Ash screamed, but no one heard him.
"They all forgot me." Rairyuu explained the situation thoroughly. "S-" He was cut off by May piercing his head with a spear made of hamster teeth and forged in the tears of Geodudes. She looked confused and smelt of podagres.
"TROLOLOLO WAAAA XDXD11!11!11 11/10! YOU WOULDN'T CAPITALIZE!" May screamed with a voice entirely made of homophobic hypocrisy itself, making bird beaks melt into wine and all number '5's in the world explode laser blasts made of blood guts and adrenaline galaxies. Ash gagged, then tripped. But he was floating, so he couldn't trip. But he remembered he couldn't fly, so he fell on the ground, from a mile height, with a thud and got up, casually dusting himself up. But he didn't eat anything to gag with, so he ran around, screaming at women clothed in anything red and hydrants he didn't like.
A new challenger appeared. It was Lv87 Mega Shin Akuma. He rushed at Ash, but a gross, wet crunch sound emerged from under his foot. He looked under it and almost puked; he accidentally stepped on a glue board, filled with various insects, including the corpses of infamous Madagascar hissing cockroaches, the smell cutting his eyes like switchblade cannon shooting in his face point-blank. Ash laughed, then stuck a finger in Akuma's nose, causing a shockwave which revived May from her death. Ash took a pic of her and masticated to it (that's right, MASTICATED).
Shin Akuma laughed then used his signature move Holy Death Shit Fuck; he punched his hideous hair bop through Ash's ribcage then ripped his own heart out and died. The act made May laugh sounds which were in fact alien unicorns made of robbery and sausages. Ash bit a sausage off of one and gave it to Akuma who farted in response. He was dead and dead people don't eat. And he can't be revived either.
Wup.