This is my first Ambreigns so yeah I hope you like it and I'm typing this off my phone cuz my computer is broken that's why i really didn't update some of my stories

Pick up lines

Italics: Text Messages

Underline: changing scenes

Bold: thoughts

Warning: Slash meaning M/M you have been warned. Rated M for sexual Language

Disclaimers: Sadly I don't own Dean or Roman :( I wish I did though. Also I do not own any of these Pick Up Lines

Anyway to the story (/•o•)/


Roman was upstairs in Dean and his room while Dean on the other was downstairs on the couch He didn't know why he was getting bored he took his cell phone and sent Dean a text.

To Dean

Dean was on the couch watching TV he felt a vibration on his leg he look down he got a text from "My Forever" (That's his contact name for Roman) he read and it said

My Forever: Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile

This made Dean confused by he laugh he didn't know what Roman was doing but he texted back

Back to Roman

Roman was laying down waiting for Dean to text back couple seconds later his phone was ringing he got a text from "My King" (Dean Contact Name) and it said

My King: ok that was random so your starting a pick up line war ok so...is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of bun

Roman laughing A war huh I accept this challenge I'm the king of pick up lines Roman smirk and text back


We have now enter the Text Zone

My Forever: omg really first of all my dad is a wrestler lol and nice try ok…I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

My King: Roman Roman what kind of pick of lines are you looking at they're corny as hell here this a good one You may fall out of the sky, You may fall out of a tree…but the best way to fall is in love with me

My Forever: I'm not gonna even lie that was cute but I got something better If I had a nickel every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, then I'd have five cents.

My King: Awwww ok now it's time to turn up just a notch ok Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.

My Forever: omg Dean why you had to make this all sexual but ok here I'm afraid of the dark... Will you sleep with me tonight?

My King: I would love to sleep with you tonight but I use the turn "Making Love" ok Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D

My Forever: Your such a super freak lol ok Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you

My King:Wow Rome we have a problem

My Forever: What's Wrong

My King: I don't know why but I just got really hard

My Forever: So is this the end of out war and if it is I won

My King: ummm not to burst your bubble but I won babe sorry

My Forever: Fine if you won I'm not gonna help you with your problem then

My King: Omg god Roman your such a sore loser

My Forever: Well this sore loser is gonna have fun by himself

My King: Hey now let's not get crazy

My Forever: Whose the winner then

My King: ...You

My Forever: Now was that so hard

My King: Yes, Yes it was

My Forever: Well if you come up stairs I'll making very very easy

My King: I'm coming up the stairs Now

My Forever: Can't wait :)


The End

A/N: sorry if it was short and if you were looking for a smut scene I'm sorry I don't really know write how to write that so yeah I hope you enjoyed my story Bye! :)