So I had to explain the relations between The Doctor (and Timelords) and Daleks to several different people now. Two of whom, that i told a version to, absolutely loved and got a laugh out of it. One was a little girl who's mom and dad like Doctor Who but couldnt put it into the right words. Second was Will.
( Will forgive me if i don't get this word for word of what i told you, it was like one of those brillliant idea you say as you think and then its kinda almost gone -.- )
P.S: this is A LOT more detailed and exagerated lolz
So here it goes:
There are TimeLords and and Daleks. The Timelords and Daleks Have milk and cookies.
The Timelords decided they wanted to keep the milk. The Daleks wanted to keep the cookies.
Thus the LAST OF THE TIME WARS began.
"give us ourz cookies!" timelords said.
"give us our milk!" Daleks replied.
Neither liked the others answers so they fought. EPIC!
""We must have the coookies! givez us the cookies, or die!"
"No milk...EXTERMINATE!"
and then...BAM! All the cookies and milk exploded in the the epic battle...
No cookies or milk survived...
EXCEPT...on, THE DOCTOR. He is the the last of the Milk Bearers or Timelords.
So stuff goes on in the chocolate universe untill the doctor comes buy a Cookie Bearer or Dalek. The supposed last of its kind, they get into an arguement over the cookies and milk and it turns into a mouse trap. Until Rose Tyler, hugs the cookie and makes it soft and feeling-gy, and it disapears. No more cookies...
THEN! BAM! A whole bunch of cookies appear through a cracked cereal bowl or what they kinda called a dimensional rift...thingy. Anyway. The cookies weren't alone, they brought and teamed up with Cybermen, the Orange Juice. And both seemed like they were beating The Doctor.
But...
In the end Milk shall prevail and defeated the cookies and Orange Juice.
And so the day was saved...BY THE POWERPUFF...I MEAN THE DOCTOR!
Everything is safe ad sound in the Chocolate Universe...FOR NOW.
DUN DUN DUN!
And there ya go Dx my best interpretation/shorten version of it. This is excluding Captain Jack and whatnot, plus the 11th Doctor but hey, it's the basics. :3 I should make a picture book of this... It would be amazing.