This is my first story guys, please don't judge! It's so hard to put your work out there for the first time, so please be nice! Love you guys :3 Hope you like the cliffhanger ending! Thanks to my betas iris and lizzy (sanic420 and bombsquad69)
I honestly wrote this so long ago when my life... wasn't the best, and I'm so glad I finally got around to uploading this. I promise a quick update!
The morning was glorious. The birds were singing off in the trees, and the weather was characteristically warm for the highgarden. All was finally well in Westeros.
Lord Renly Baratheon was sitting outside with his squire, drinking from a goblet of wine. The highgarden, while perhaps just a bit uncomfortably warm, at least had good wine.
He caught Loras making an inappropriate jest.
"Well, Loras, you little twink ass bitch," Renly spat, "WTF nigga"
"Bro you can't say nigga, you're white!" Loras said back, slightly offended
"I am a white gay male, I can say that!"
"tumblr gon attack" Loras said, "and I'm not going to defend you."
"I deserve my fate nigga"