Ok...this is just a new thing i was trying.

O...I do not own Percy Jackson!!!

Waking up Percy

1. I splashed water on his face, ice cold. Nothing seemed to happen. Realization and stupidity washed over me as I realized that you can't wake up a son of Poseidon with water. I didn't know whatelse to do, so I began to walk out of his room. Just as I turned around, an orb of ice-cold water doused me from head to toe. I turned to him to see him sitting up, smirking. Note to self: Do not usewater against a son of Poseidon, unless you want to take an early bath.

2. I went into his room to find hi snoring softly. Oh, he was so cute. Oh well. I was so going to get him back. I tied up his hands and feet, so that he couldn't really move. Thank the gods he was a heavy sleeper. I began to tickle him. He went into a fit of giggles before waking up and growling at me. He broke apart the ropes in a blink of an eye and tackled me, pinning my arms and ankles to the ground. Then, he started tickling me! Note to self: Do not use physical techniques on a person who bathed in the Styx.

3. I woke up, and got out of bed. Percy was still sleeping. Typical. I slapped him and told him to wake up, but nothing happened. I yelled his name into his ear at the top of my lungs. I danced around and made monkey noises. I slammed the door as hard as I could. I told him I was breaking up with him. Nothing I did seemed to work, so I went to the last resort, and whispered into his ear "Your mom made blue waffles for breakfast" He got out of bed in a flash, and ran out of the room, knocking me down in the process, forgetting that we no longer lived with his mom. He came back in the room and said "Are you really breaking up with me?" Note to self: Get out of the way before you tell a guy that there is food.

4. I woke him up, and he sleepily said "5 more minutes!" and went back to sleep. "Oh no. You're coming with me, now" I said, and tried to drag him out of bed. He was too heavy. I put on my best puppy dog face and said "Pwetty pwetty pwease?" He didn't budge. "I'll kiss you!" He opened one eye. "For how long?" I liked where this was going. "As long as you want."

"Where?"

"Wherever."

"When?"

"Whenever."

"Swear on the river Styx?"

"Yup!" Well, that was easy. I wasn't losing anything.

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