Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. Cuz if I did, I wouldn't waste my time writing them here. I'd be rich and you people wouldn't get a dime out of me! I'd be ruler of the world! MUAHAHAHAHA...I mean ah......I do not own Inuyasha cheesy smile -
Note: Inuyasha and Kaede ect ect are still Japanese and it's still in futile JAPAN - Oh and we're keeping her name Kagome. We'll just pretend she's Japanese American. I mean, we can't change her name. It's unholy! It's like..like..like changing peanut butter and jelly to marshmallows and banana..actually that sounds pretty good. I'm gonna go get me some of that. You guys go read. Go on, go on!
P.S: the little '' symbols mean their thinking. ie: 'hey! This is a great fic' -
As in the beginning of the first episode Kagome is sitting on the floor of a room with her grandfather surrounded by boxes holding a replica of the Shikon no Tama while he grandfather tries to talk to her about it.
Grandfather: Listen Kagome. The Shikon no Tama's history began with...
Kagome: yea yea yea, whatever. More importantly where's my present!?
Grandfather: ::sighs:: Of course I remembered Kagome. I'd never forget my grandchild's birthday hands a box to her
Kagome: YES! It looks just about the size of a...::sweat drops as she opens the box and pulls out the dried hand decapitated monster claw pokes at it:: Gran, sorry but, I don't think this will play in my stereo
Grandfather: That mummified kappa's hand brings good luck, its history starts with... ::stops talking and sweat drops as he sees Kagome out the window poking at people with the hand::
Kagome: ::in a creepy voice to the scared people:: Shake my haaaaaand
Outside view of shrine
Narrator Kagome (you get the idea -.-'): My house is this really old shrine. We four, My gran, mom, and my little brother live here.
Kagome is dressed for school and runs out of the house
Kagome: See ya latter mooooom
Narrator Kagome: No matter how often I hear gran say 'It's history starts with' I always forget. I mean really? Who would listen anyway? At least until today, when I turned 15
Kagome: ::stops running as she sees Souta standing in the doorway of the well building:: What are you doing half pint? Mom said not to play in the shrine and she's right in the kitchen. I really should tell taps her chin in mock contemplation
Souta: Cut it out Kagome. Buyo is in there somewhere
Kagome: ::walks up rolling her eyes and looks down at the well room:: Well then go get him. Don't be so scared.
Souta: I am not! I just ::jumps and hides behind Kagome as a scratching sound comes from the top covering the well:: Something's down there
Kagome: The cat duh. ::sighs:: I'll get the stupid cat ::starts descending at another scraping sound comes from the well:: 'What the hell..' ::jumps a foot in the air as the cat rubs against her leg:: EEP!!!
Souta: ::laughs:: Ha! Now who's the wimp?
Kagome: ::growls then yells up at him:: I'M GONNA CREAM YOU! ::moves to run up the stairs but the top of the well explodes open, and out comes the torso of a woman with long black hair, a sort of vacant stare with tiny pupils, two black spots above each eye, and six arms. Two hands wrap around Kagome's neck and two more take her right arm. Kagome is pulled back::
Inside the well Kagome struggles violently as she's pulled down
Kagome: What the...WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?
Mistress Centipede (we all know who it is . ): How wonderful, my powers are coming back licks Kagome's face You have it don't you
Kagome: You..you licked me ::eyes widen then start twitching with anger:: LET THE FUCKING GO OF ME!!!!! ::thrusts out her hand to push the woman away and a bright light flares and the woman's arm disintegrates. Kagome blinks in shock:: What the...How the hell did I do that, and how do I turn it on again?
Mistress Centipede: ::falls down below Kagome::
Kagome: ::suddenly lands on the ground and looks up seeing light coming from the top Ok this is uber creepy notices the decapitated arm lying on the ground:: Who the... Souta! Where the hell are you? And what did you do!? ::looks at the vine growing down the well then groans and starts climbing up:: That kid is sooooo dead.
Kagome comes up out of the well and into the forest and almost falls back in the well in shock
Kagome: Crap ::climbs fully out of the well and starts walking:: Alright. I know mom left the house right here. Reaches the Sacred Tree Home should be right around here. I...woah. ::Freezes as she sees Inuyasha pinned to the tree by the arrow, vines twisted around him:: Just hangin around huh? ::Climbs up the vines towards him then stares at his ears:: Those are so fake ::starts pulling at them and eeps when they don't some of:: Crap. I don't think this is Kansas anymore
Voice: Hey! What are you doing over there!?
Kagome: ::turns then screams and jumps back as arrows are shot at her:: YOU FUCKERS!
Another Voice: Who are you!? This place is off-limits
Kagome: ah...Oops?
View of the sky along with a long scream of "craaaaaap!"