Title:Scary Obsessions

Author:Silverlimit

Pairing: AkuRyo MomoRyo

Genre:Romance/Humor

Rating:PG (Not fixed.May change later.)

Warnings:Slight OOC on Akutsu's part(Oh yeah,and a few other characters).Err..wait,come to think of it,Ryoma is too. - -;; Yaoi.Duh.Why are you even here if you dun noe that?? Err...a lil bit of rough language.The warnings may change in later parts of the story.

Full Summary:O.k.,Ryoma is seriously freaked out.And knowing the calm and collected Echizen,not many things freak him out.Akutsu is suddenly obsessed with him,making our poor ochibi-chan look behind his shoulder one-too-many times.Just when he thinks that things couldn't get any more scari-erhem,I mean,complicated,Momo seems to have developed a jealous streak and is now very intent on keeping Ryoma away from Akutsu. This enough to catch your attention?Then what're you waiting for? Read!Read!

Disclaimer:What?You think this story belongs to me?::sniff::Aww...I'm so flattered but unfortunately it DOESN'T belong to me.Got that?So pls dun sue!(I only have like a few cents anyways,so no good will come out of suing me. )

CHAPTER 1

Scary Obsessions

Ryoma sighed as he turned around. "I'm not that dumb.I know your there so just stop hiding and come out."

Came the rather soft and monotonous reply from Ryoma,that was sounding a bit strained right now.

The shadows suddenly moved and Akutsu came out in all his smirking glory,the sunlight shining down on his silver hair and porcelain-white skin.

"What do you want?I don't have time for you right now.And if it's about dating me,I've already said it once:N.O." Ryoma said,a frown tugging on the corners of his mouth.

"Actually,you've already said "No." to me for about 12 times this week,but who's counting?" Akutsu said,the trademark smirk still on his mouth.

"So,what do you want?Hurry up and tell me and get it over with." Ryoma snapped.He had been stressed out the whole of this week.The cause of it?Akutsu.

"Ooh..touchy,touchy." The silver-haired Yamabuki Jr.High player replied mockingly. "Nah,just wanted to know what you thought of my...present."

At the last word,Akutsu had a huge grin that could only be called of as pure evil as he coughed and gave out a little snort.

Ryoma immediately turned red,partly out of anger but mostly of embarrassment.

"You-YOU!You made me the laughing-stock of the whole school!!" Ryoma shouted,narrowing his eyes and glowering at him making his golden eyes flare up brilliantly.

Akutsu could no longer contain his laughter as he guffawed at what Ryoma had just said.

"It's not funny!And can't you even use your brains!?Why would a guy want a hundred rose petals stuffed in their lockers and a box of chocolates!?" Ryoma said incredulously.

The volume of Akutsu's laughter only rose at this and made Ryoma even more flustered till he stopped laughing and regained his composure.

After all: Akutsu laughing = Freaky "Don't you ever do anything like that again,it was so embarrassing!The chocolates were nice though..." He mused.

He was about to go on with his tirade and ramble on some more when he noticed Akutsu staring intently at him.

"Wh-what?" he said nervously,hoping that he hadn't done anything to anger Akutsu.After all,what he had just said was pretty insulting.

Moving as fast and agile as a cat that Ryoma didn't even notice it,Akutsu had moved in towards him and gave him a small peck on his cheek,leaving him staring dumbfounded at the silver-haired tennis player and blinking stupidly.

It wasn't the best of reactions but it was better than screaming bloody murder and whacking his racket on top of Akutsu's head.

Akutsu smirked as he watched Ryoma turn red and started stuttering. Really,Ryoma was just too damn cute. How could he ever resist?

"Wh-What the!You-I-"

"Shh...." He pressed a finger to Ryoma's soft lips.

Akutsu grinned as Ryoma's face-if it was possible-flush even more.

"Hmm...I was hoping that you enjoyed that and it seems that you did.I have to remember it then,it seems to get a very desirable rise out of you."

"I did NOT!"

"Whatever you say..." Akutsu said,sounding amused.

"Well,later." Giving a small wave and another smirk,Akutsu stepped back into the shadows and disappeared.

"What the hell-" Ryoma ran his fingers through his hair making it even more tousled as he squinted into the shadows.

"How does he do that!?" Ryoma shouted,half of him amazed and the other half irritated.

Akutsu was so hard to figure out sometimes. Ryoma sighed and turned around.

Momoshiro stood there looking stunned with his mouth wide enough for a horse to walk through.

"NO WAY!!!AKUTSU'S GOT A CRUSH ON YOU!!"

Great.Shout even louder.

Let the whole neighborhood know.

"HEY EVERYBODY!!AKUTSU HAS A-"

"Shut up you baka!" Ryoma hissed,pressing a hand to his moron-of-a-sempai's mouth to muffle him.

Ryoma slowly let his down to make sure that Momoshiro wouldn't start screaming again.

"Now,promise me that you would not,and I mean would NOT tell anyone about this." Ryoma said threateningly.

Momo blinked innocently.

"Me?Your talking about moi?Sheesh,don't you trust me???"

"No."

"Of course I won't tell anyone!"

"Say, 'I promise'."

"Geez,I promise.There.Satisfied?"

Ryoma gave a sigh of relief.Now, he could go home safely with the thought that there was no way this piece of news could get out.

Too bad he didn't see the two fingers that Momo held out behind his back. To be continued...

What's in store for the next chapter!!!

According to a logic that only Eiji understands,he thinks that chaining Ryoma to Akutsu and Momoshiro is the best ever answer to solve all of their problems.

Yup,he chained Momo and Akutsu to Ryoma.

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WHAT!!!!????

Ohmigod!!What kind of trouble would arise?? You know what they say:

Two's a party and three's a crowd

So one of them has definitely GOT to go out.

REVIEWS THAT I ACCIDENTALLY ERASED (I'm so sorry!!!I really didn't mean to erase them!!)

From:XxMaster-ExX

::melts::

You've done it... you've made the ultimate couple...

::strikes pose, Chibi Akutsu faces as background:: YOU'VE MADE

AKU/RYO!! ::hugs ::I love you... I love Aku/Ryo... continue... maybe...

just maybe you can make me write an aku/ryo... ::sparkle eyes ::

i love this pairing...

From:SpencerBlaze

chaining.. them.. together... O.o Oh my god! I can see it already.

And it's going to be good. Thank you for the mental images!

Please update soon.: 3

silverlimit:Hi!It's me!And yeah,I've just recently gotten into the tenipuri section.Basically I like any type of P.o.t fic that has someone/Ryoma in it.I don't care who.And I know this is a VERY weird pairing(akutsu/ryoma.WHAT THE HECK!?)but I couldn't leave this paring out of my mind after a very weird dream I just had so...that's where this fic came from.And I know that this chapter is very short.Sorry!That's cuz this is just the introduction and stuffs but I'll try to make the other chapters longer. : ) P.S.Oh yeah,pls R&R!I know someppl don't review cuz they're too lazy.I understand cuz I'm one of them.Ehe.