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There are several reasons How and Why several Nations have failed to claim America's Vital Regions. It is not for the lack of trying and some Nations such as France has tried numerous times, but yet met with failure every time. A few Nations were not as bold as France or some of the others, but tried to steal a kiss from America and met with failure. The only success was being given a hug and hearing America's chuckles.
Whether it is due America's laughter, chuckling, sudden slap, or punch in some cases. The main point was none of the Nations have claimed those Vital Regions due to America's at times obvious objection or a subtle rejection of said act.
Most of the Nations have given up and decided friendship with America was the only option. Rather than testing their luck and becoming black n blue. However a select few have not given up and to this day try whether is by a subtle method or an obvious method or attempting a threatening method with no room for objections.
Needless to say America is shocked, annoyed, and downright pissed off that those three Nations have not given up. He doesn't understand why those three have not given up, but personally wanted them to knock it off and accept he won't pick any of them.
No matter how much England claims to be a gentleman. Which America knows is false and it is because when England drinks too much he becomes a bitter drunk lost in the past.
No matter how much Poland claims to be a sweet heart. Which America knows is false and it is because Poland is always complaining about something to him.
No matter how much Russia claims to be so called Innocent. Which America knows is false and finds those 'Innocent Smiles' to be creepy not to mention annoying.
"Jeez, Why can't they just take a hint." America muttered to himself and his arms were crossed in annoyance. "I don't want to be in any sort of romantic or anything like that with anybody. I just want to be friends and nothing else."
He rolled his eyes at the red roses from England, the short and frilly dark blue dress with golden stars from Poland, and a so called poetic poem from Russia which is actually asking him for Sunflowers.
"Useless stuff. I have plenty of roses and I don't need a poem which is basically asking for sunflowers, but maybe I'll use the frilly dress when I'm completely drunk and want to look silly or maybe use it as a disguise to escape." America stated flatly and then added to himself. "It would be a waste to throw away this stuff away and I can't send it back."
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