THE ZOMG COOKIE WEIRDNESS RANDOM STORY THING!

cookie- a white she-cat with fudge brown and light coco colored spots, fluffy and bright saphire colored eyes

scourge: a black tom with icy blue eyes, right paw is white, purple collar with fangs and claws through it.

me(raintalon): short pale grey fur, but with fluffy tail, long deep grey claws, white fangs, and blue eyes

me: ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let's start!

cookie: um.....have you seen my cookies?

scourge: (eting a cookie)...ummmmmmm no?

me: ...................................

cookie: ........

scourge: i should run now huh.

me: yeah. you go do that

cookie: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! get back here!

scourge: it was just one cookie! ok, maybe 22!

cookie: scourge! get back here with my cookies!

scourge: !

cookie: give it back, now!

scourge: but theres only 1 left!

cookie: i dont care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! give it! those are double choclate fudge sugary m&m raisin delight flavored!!!!!!!!!!!!

scourge: but i want the cookie! please lemme have it!

cookie: (eyes glow red) i'll let you have it alright!!!!!!!!!

me: uh oh............................

scourge: ! pchyco super phsyco!!!!!!!!!!! help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! somebody help me!

cookie: (jumps on scourge and pulls his tail) Give me the cookie!

scourge: no!

cookie: GIVE ME THE DAMN COOKIE! NOW SCOURGE!

scourge: no! i want it! i wont give it up!

cookie: I DONT CARE! THATS MY COOKIE COOKIE THEIF! ( bites scourges ear and wrestles him.)

me: ! that had to hurt!

cookie: THAT COOKIE IS MINE! GIVE IT HEREE! NOW! OR PREPARE FOR YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! I WONT BE YOUR BESET FRIEND NO MORE! I'LL ONLY B YOUR FRIEND!

scourge: okay! you can the cookie! just stop pulling my tail!

cookie: yay! cookies! (eats cookie) nom nom nom nom nom nom nom! yummy!

me: ..........

scourge: are you still my bestes friend( slight blushing)

cookie: yeah, why ( still shewing cookie)

scourge: cuz i...i....ii um.....i forogt( turning pinkish red)

cookie: okay then back to my cookies! ( starts racing to a tree, well a farther tree, this is a forest after all)

me: .........................................

scourge: wait! i remembered! i remembered cookie! wait!

cookie: waht? (turns around and looks, blinks)

scourge: i-i........ummmi i- i love you cookie! ( races up to cookie and kisses her, blushing deep red)

cookie: (really super red, almost drosp her cookie)

me: O-O

scourge: i love you forever and ever! meow!

cookie: aaaaaaaaaaaaawee! kawaii! zomg! hey! why'd you kiss me!? (slightly confused, poor poor cookie)

scourge: -.- i just said cuz i love you.

cookie: what's love? nya?

scourge: it's a deep feeling you have for someone, not hate like i usualy have, but, i love you, its like...like like

cookie: sooooooooooo.............hmmmm( thinks for a second) does that mean i like you?

scourge: ^^i guess!

cookie: okee! i guess i love you then!

scourge wohoo! hugz! (both of them hug)

me:...........poor cookie, rarely uses her brain for emotion )