Aisha: Hiya! Aisha here. This is my first Tokyo Mew Mew fanfic. For those who've read my Bakugan ones, sorry for terrible stories. This one ought to be better.
Shun: Better be. Be wary of major OOCness.
Aisha: Shun! Get out of here! This is a Tokyo Mew Mew fanfic! *poofs out*
This fanfic WILL contain other anime/cartoons/manga characters as guests and judges. I just poofed Shun out because he was annoying me. Enjoy! Also I own no Tokyo Mew Mew or anything else.
THIS… is Tokyo Mew Mew Idol! *cheesy Idol music*
Aisha: Hello everyone! Today, on Tokyo Mew Mew Idol, it's the girl's performance! First we have….Zakuro!
Zakuro:*nods*
Aisha: Ichigo!
Ichigo: Hi y'all!
Aisha: Pudding!
Pudding: Hello na no da!
Aisha: Mint!
Mint: I'm getting paid overtime right?
Aisha: Nope! Lettuce!
Lettuce: H-h-hi?
Aisha: And Berry!
Berry: Oh come on! *to booing crowd*
Aisha: Part of being a celebrity. And our judges! First we have Tohru Honda, from Fruits Basket!
Tohru: I'm so excited! You're all going to do great!
Aisha: To think anyone is this optimistic. Next we have Lucy, from Elfen Lied.
Lucy: THE NAME'S KAEDE! Tohru, you're WRONG! These people are going to suck!
Aisha: o-ok Ma'am! Finally, we have Patrick Star from SpongeBob Squarepants!
Everyone: WHAT!
Patrick: Duhhhhhh…... *taps Kaede*
Kaede: Don't touch me!
Fist up to sing is Mint!
Mint: I'm singing "Telephone" by Lady Gaga and Beyonce!
Hello, hello baby you called?
I can't hear a thing
I have got no service
In the club, you see, see
Wha-Wha-What did you say,
Oh, you're breaking up on me
Sorry, I cannot hear you
I'm kinda busy.
K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.
Just a second,
It's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with
A drink in my hand, eh
You should've made some plans with me,
You knew that I was free.
And now you won't stop calling me;
I'm kinda busy.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
You can call all you want,
But there's no one home,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Cuz I'm out in the club,
And I'm sippin' that bubb,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Call when you want,
But there's no one home,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Cuz I'm out in the club,
And I'm sippin' that bubb,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Sometimes I feel like
I live in Grand Central Station.
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls,
'Cause I'll be dancin'.
'Cause I'll be dancin'
'Cause I'll be dancin'
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'cause I'll be dancin'!
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Can call all you want,
But there's no one home,
You're not gonna reach my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club,
And I'm sippin' that bubb,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Call when you want,
But there's no one home,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club,
And I'm sippin' that bubb,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
My telephone!
M-m-my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club,
And I'm sippin' that bubb,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
My telephone!
M-m-my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club,
And I'm sippin' that bubb,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
*crowd cheers*
Tohru: I'm your number 1 fan!
Mint: Oh thanks!
Kaede: Is it over? GOOD! Your voice is off key, you changed your voice to a worse one when you did Beyonce's part. You totally disgraced this song!
Mint: *eyes fill with tears*
Patrick: Uhhhhhh….. I like it. Anything that's better than Squidward's clarinet.
Squidward: *pops out from the crowd* Hey! I'll have you know that… *goes into a long talk nobody cares about*
Aisha: To vote for Mint, call XXXX-XXXX-XXXX. Next is Lettuce!
Lettuce: Err… I can't do this! *runs off stage*
Kaede: Just as I said…
Aisha: Then it's Pudding!
Pudding: Thank you na no da! Pudding singing Clean Version California Gurls na no da!
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener na no da!
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water na no da!
Sippin' gin and juice
Lying underneath the palm trees na no da!
The boys
Break their necks na no da
Try'na to creep a little sneak peek
(at us)
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close na no da
To the golden coast
Once you party with us na no da
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
California girls
We're unforgettable na no da!
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top na no da!
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
Will melt your popsicle na no da!
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
California girls
We're undeniable na no da!
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock na no da!
West coast represent
Now put your hands up na no da!
Oooooh Oh Oooooh!
*crowd cheers*
Pudding: Pudding knows more, but my siblings are in the crowd na no da!
Heicha, Chincha, Hanacha, Honcha, Lucha: Yessssss!
Aisha: And now for our judges' comments!
Tohru: You made the song so cute! Love it!
Pudding: Thank you na no da!
Kaede: What the hell? There's no "Na no da" in any part of the song! You made it some childish play of an adult song!
Pudding: You're going to feel my wrath! Mew Mew Pudding! METAMORPHO-SIS!
Kaede: Waste of my time *releases vectors*
Pudding: Ribon Pudding ring, INFERNO!
Kaede: You know what I'm going to do? Ask Nana! She knows!
Nana: *from front seat in crowd* Pudding! If you value having 4 limbs, ATTACK HARDER!
Kaede: Opposite of what I thought you'd say.
Aisha: STOP! We haven't got Patrick's comment.
Patrick: I would rather go to Goofy Goober's for a song.
Kaede: COME BACK HERE PUDDING!
Aisha: To vote for Pudding call XXXX-XXXX-XXXX! After the break we'll have Ichigo, Zakuro and Berry!
*ad break*
Aisha: We're back! And for those who were wondering what happened with Pudding and Kaede, they resolved it with a Scissors Paper Rock game. With Pudding victorious!
Kaede: *pouts*
Aisha: Now here is Berry, and what are you singing?
Berry: I'm singing Mickey!
Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey
Hey Mickey!You've been around all night and that's a little long
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't you say goodnight so you can take me home, Mickey
'Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't
You're givin' me the chills, baby, please baby don't
Every night you still leave me all alone, Mickey
Oh Mickey, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey
Hey Mickey!
Now when you take me by the, who's ever gonna know
Everytime you move I let a little more show
There's somethin' we can use, so don't say no, Mickey
So come on and give it to me any way you can
Any way you wanna do it, I'll treat you like a man
Oh please, baby, please, don't leave me in a jam, Mickey
Oh Mickey, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey
Oh Mickey, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey
Oh Mickey, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey
Oh Mickey, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey!
*cheering, along with "You suck!" and "Booooo!"*
Berry: This is so unfair…..
Aisha: Judges?
Tohru: I'm sorry, but that didn't work out for me.
Berry: Aw :(
Kaede: That wasn't bad you know.
Berry: Really?
Kaede: For an idiot contest! That song is too bad for cheerleading!
Tohru: Oh Kaede. Why do you have to be so harsh? Can't you get along with the contestants?
Kaede: Shut up!
Patrick: Zzzzzzzz…
Kaede: Wake up, fat-face!
Patrick: Huh? Is that you, mommy?
Kaede: I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER! I'm 18 for Pete's sake!
Patrick: But you're pink!
Kaede: Of all the… He likes you, ok?
Berry: Yay!
Aisha: To vote for Berry call XXXX-XXXX-XXXX Now Zakuro is going to sing!
Zakuro: I'm singing "Lilium".
Kaede: Really?
Os iusti meditabitur sapientiam,
Et lingua eius loquetur indicium.
Beatus vir qui suffert tentationem,
Quoniqm cum probates fuerit accipient coronam vitae.
Kyrie, fons bonitatis.
Kyrie, ignis divine, eleison.
O quam sancta, quam serena,
Quam benigma, quam amoena esse Virgo creditur.
O quam sancta, quam serena,
Quam benigma, quam amoena,
O castitatis lilium.
Kyrie, fons bonitatis.
Kyrie, ignis divine, eleison.
O quam sancta, quam serena,
Quam benigma, quam amoena,
O castitatis lilium.
*crowd cheers*
Zakuro:*nods*
Tohru: Creepy! But cool!
Kaede: Finally! A GOOD song!
Patrick: Too slow and a bit like Squidward's clarinet.
Kaede: WHAT! I LOVE THAT SONG! UNCULTURED MORON! Kohta loves it too! *to camera* Kohta! Do you forgive me yet?
Kohta: No! I want my dad and Kanae back!
Kaede: *bursts into tears*
Aisha: *waits for Kaede to calm down* To vote for Zakuro call XXXX-XXXX-XXXX Now time for Ichigo!
Ichigo: Hi! I'm singing "Sunshine, lollipops and Rainbows" by Lesley Gore! I'm dedicating it to Masaya!
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.
My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
When you're in love to stay.
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.
My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
'Cause you're in love, you're in love,
And love is here to stay!
*crowd cheers*
Aisha: And now for our judges' comments!
Tohru: I find it sweet that you dedicated it to your boyfriend, but Sunshine, lollipops and Rainbows is not your type of song, all right?
Ichigo: OK :(
Tohru: Don't be sad! You were good!
Kaede: Great, after ONE good song, it's back to soppy love songs. I think of neon pink and butterflies and giggling rabbits. Eww!
Patrick: YUM *drools*.
Tohru: The comment?
Patrick: So yummy… It was good.
Aisha: To vote for Ichigo call XXXX-XXXX-XXXX That's all the females done! Tune in next time for the boys! Good night!
Aisha: Hehe, that was fun. 8 pages! Most I've ever done. Next chapter is going to be the boys. IF anyone reads and enjoys it. I want at least 5 reviews until I go further. No reviews, no new chapter.
Shun: Just like she said with her Bakugan stories.
Aisha: Shut up. I'm recovering from writer's block. And from writing about you, emo ninja.
Shun: *faints*
Aisha: JK. I don't need 5 reviews. Just how long I take to write. Hope you liked this! Please review!