*RING*
*RING*
*RING*
"Hello? Hello, this is Lincoln Loud! Welcome to your new babysitting job at the Loud House! Now, you might notice the weird layout of that room you're in. Two vents? No doors, just a doorway? What room is this? Well, it's an addition we built onto the house near the back recently! Pretty easy with Lana helping, not gonna lie... but about your new job! My sisters can get a bit... feisty, when someone besides Lori is in charge. So, they may try to enter that room you're in and... well, I'd rather not get into details, but the last babysitter just got released from the hospital yesterday. And we haven't had a babysitter for three months. Uh, yeah, not a lot of people can take care of a family like mine. Which is why THIS time, I've left this message! Ha ha! Now maybe we'll be able to keep a babysitter for more than half an hour! Maybe. Now, I'm at Clyde's house, he's a friend of mine. I also convinced Lana to help me install some security cameras, and there's a little tablet there where you can watch the feeds, with each having its own remote flashlight. Yeah, I may have overdone it a bit. Anyway, I want to tell you a few things that'll make your life much, much safer. First: Lori. Yeah, she's occasionally the babysitter, but right now, she should be texting Bobby. Now, Lana also helped me install a remote phone charger. Yeah, phone batteries don't last as long when Lori's using them. But you can just switch over to her bedroom camera feed and charge her phone by holding down the little button. She won't be any sort of threat to you, unless you let that phone die. Then nothing and no one but my parents can save you. So, just keep her phone charged, and you should be fine. For the rest, I devised a simple solution: behind you is a curtain, which you can pull in front of you. Yeah, you can't use the tablet behind it. It seems to block the signal or something, I don't know what it's made of. Anyway, if you're behind it, I don't think they'll bother looking for you unless you delay a bit too long. Except for Lori. Yeah, the others- oh, right! Okay, the whole curtain thing? Doesn't work with Lisa either. But you'll notice she wears glasses. SO, my prediction is that shining a light at them might be a tad disorienting, at least for a bit. Might amplify it or something, I don't know. So you have a flashlight there too! So if you see her in the room in front of you, just flash the light a couple times. Might keep her at bay for a bit. Lily likes chewing on it, though, so while she can't quite do the same damage the others can, if you can't hide fast enough, she'll most likely take the flashlight and chew it, and getting it back... well, quite frankly, it's impossible, so it won't be long before Lisa... yeah, just don't worry about it. Alright, so charge Lori's phone, shine the flashlight at Lisa, and hide behind the curtain if any of the others come in. My parents'll come back at about midnight, so just try to make it till then! Bye, and good luck!"