Disclaimer: I do not own Saber Marionette J or The Brady Bunch Theme. If I did,I would've retired by now. This songfic is used for entertainment purposes only in compliance with fair use and as such no profit is or should be made off of it.

Warnings: PG-13 for SMJ-style humor and situations.


The Saber Bunch

Here's the story of a Japoness shounen
Who was bringing up three very lovely sabers
All of them had anime-colored hairdos
The naiive one in blue.

Here's the story of a Gartlant furher
Who was playing with three Dolls of his own
They were forced out of Gartlant proper
So they were all alone.

Till the one day when the shounen met this furher
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
That this crew would somehow form a harem
That's the way we all became the Saber Bunch.

The Saber Bunch, The Saber Bunch
That's the way we became the Saber Bunch