Author's Note: Heya!!! Yes, I know, I've been away and not updating for ages, but I am back, with a joint creation!!! I shall be writing the odd numbers, and my good friend Ayumi Elric shall be writing the even numbers. This is some random thing I thought up, due to a threat I was tempted to give Ayumi when she didn't update, and this escalated from that.

Disclaimer: I, sadly, do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or any of its Fullmetalyness, all of that belongs to Hiromu Arakawa. Plot for this story and Sapphire are mine, Ayumi is obviously, Ayumi's.

Sapphire chuckled at her ingenious plan before her. All she had to do was make sure she was out of the way then everything would run as smooth as clockwork. The trap was set, all Sapphire had to do was lie in wait for her unsuspecting prey to walk in.

The small, golden haired alchemist walked past her hiding place, stopped, looked around, then continued on his way. He took a few steps, then his foot got caught in a trip wire and he fell, giving Sapphire the opportunity she had been waiting for. She pounced on him and held a cloth soaked in chloroform to his nose. His world slowly went black as he fell unconscious.

When he woke up, it was to find that he was tied to a chair, in a room he didn't recognise and he groaned.

"Not again... Now I have another crazed fangirl after me..." he sighed

"Excuse me? I'm a crazy fangirl?" Sapphire's voice echoed in the emptiness of the room.

"Well, you did trap me, knock me out and kidnap me..."

"Oh, that's only because I want Ayumi to update her fanfictions, no offence, but I prefer Al."

"So you're the one who keeps kidnapping him!"

"Not all the time... Sometimes other fangirls get to him first..."

Ed sighed, Sapphire didn't seem like too bad a person... At least she wouldn't fangirl him all the time, unlike some people did...

"You know, at first I thought you'd be worse than Ayumi..." Ed laughed "Now I see that you probably aren't like that"

"Me? Sure I'm one of your fangirls, but I think Al is cuter, and cuteness pwns all, so, no offence"

"None taken"

Sapphire sat down at a desk and started to write her ransom note.

Dear Ayumi,

If you ever want to see Edward Elric again, then please update your stories and give me $1000 by the end of January, or I will never give him back.

She chuckled evilly at her cunning plan and slipped the note into Ayumi's locker at school. Flipping her scarlet hair over her shoulder, she turned and prowled away; her violet-blue eyes gleaming with evil.

So, I hope you liked that part!! 'Twas so fun to write!!! Cookies to all who review this!!