Clap. Clap. Edward turned and thought he heard a noise but didn't see nothing then he continued to the kitchen where he'd was headed and stopped again . Still nothing Clap. Clap '' That's really getting too be annoying now .'' Clap. Clap . He looked around and saw nothing .
Suddenly . Clap. Clap . He'd looked down and saw a centipede walking on the floor and tried not too stepped on it . '' I won't hurt you ,'' said Edward . Clap. Clap. Was the sound again . '' Stop that ,'' Edward told the centipede as he saw where the sound was coming from . The centipede look up at Edward ,'' Sorry is that bothering you ? '' the centipede asked . '' Yes ,'' Edward not believing he'd was talking to a centipede .
'' It's my job .'' the centipede told him . '' You job for what ? '' Edward asking the centipede .
'' A man name Emmett train me too advertise tiny shoes he was trying to sell .'' the centipede told him , Edward still not believing he'd was talking too a what looked like a centipede . He'd thought he'd was going crazy . '' Selling too who ? '' he'd asked . Edward was almost afraid too asked knowing Emmett as he did . '' Fleas ,'' the centipede answered
'' Why ? '' he asked . He'd wanted too turn and not hear the answer but he'd stood and waited for it .
'' The first ever Twilight movie with an all R 'raided cast , get it . Insects . raid that destroys insects . ''
'' I got it , oh Emmett that joke was bad .''
End . Characters not mine but thankyou Stephenie Meyer
story was mine however .