Disclaimer: I do not own Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro.
A/N: I'll probably write more of Sicks group, only being OOC to the point of being a rather humourous bunch of idiots with homocidal tendencies..which is what I usually do to the Akatsuki.
"Do you want some ice cream...?" Sicks asked Kasai once out of random as the two men were walking down the street.
Kasai blinked a few times, trying to make sure he had heard him right. "...Huh??"
"I asked if you wanted some ice cream..."
"...Ice cream? Seriously...? I mean...ice cream?!"
"...Yeah. Ice cream."
"Like...that really cold sweet stuff that little kids and cartoon characters seem to love so much?!"
"Yes...that is called 'ice cream', Kasai..."
"...Sure, I'll have some ice cream,"
Walking up to a nearby ice cream vendor, Sicks asked the rather obese-looking hairy man, "Good sir, what would you say, in your opinion, is the best flavor of ice cream you have for sale here?"
The man shrugged. "Meh...que pasa, que pasa...yo no hablo japones..."
Sicks hadn't certainly expected this. "Uh...well, what kind of flavors do you sell?"
"Yo no comprendo, senor..."
Sicks' right eye started to twitch violently, and Kasai knew that he was beginning to grow agitated. "Look, you annoying little worthless piece of shit...I just wanna buy some ice cream for me and my good buddy here..."
"Oh...oh, yo no compr-"
"YOU CAN JUST DIE!!!" Sicks screamed, and he unsheathed a knife from his pocket and started slicing open the man's chest in an insane rage, "WHAT THE HELL IS A SPANISH GUY DOING IN JAPAN, ANYWAY?!! I BET YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE JESUS, DON'T YOU?!! DON'T YOU?!! I THINK THAT SOMETIMES, MYSELF!!! I LIKE THE WAY I LOOK!!!"
"GAH!! SICKS!! SICKS!!! STOP...STOP!!! WE'RE IN PUBLIC!!!" Kasai cried, trying to hold back his boss. That was when Sicks glanced up...and saw a huge crowd of people staring at them with horrified looks on their faces.
Sicks cursed under his breath. "...Kasai?"
"Yes...?"
"Burn 'em."
"Yes."
Kasai pulled out a few boxes of miniature explosives, and threw them right at the gawkers' feet. Then, he tossed over his lit cigarette, and the crowd surrounding them erupted into an explosion of flames, killing men, women and children. Quickly grabbing about several ice cream bars for himself, Sicks held them tightly in his arms as he and Kasai ran off for cover...
As sirens wailed loudly in the distance, Sicks and Kasai sat together underneath a bridge, eating their ice cream with thoughtful looks on their faces.
"Hmm...I think I find mint to be quite pleasant..." Sicks muttered aloud.
"...Strawberry's not bad..." Kasai remarked, watching a family of ducks walk alongside the stream below them.
"...Do you think we should bring some back for the others?" Sicks asked.
Kasai smirked. "Hell no."
A wide, creepy grin formed on Sicks' lips.