Lisa. I will make you like fanfictions. I WILL, EVEN IF I HAVE TO BARGE INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKE ALL YOUR ANIME MERCHANDICE.

I THINK I SPELT THAT WRONG.

OH WELL.

LISA AND NATSU. THE BEST FANFICTION

Lisa is your average creepy girl. She likes my fanfictions, she likes Natsu, and she likes Inuyasha, so it's like a love triangle. I am Shaina, the creepy girl who likes to stalk people and give them a wacky shipping. My top ones are Anahi and Tony, Rin and kato, and of course, Lisa and Brendon. Of course sometimes I have to make a few things like Lisa and Inuyasha, and Lisa x computer, but that's beside the point. Anyway, on to the show.

Lisa was on her computer and was sulking. She made a status update that said:

[Confession. I like Fairy Tail more than Inuyasha.]

Lisa was now looking at Natsu pictures, and was saying, "NATSU IS A HOTTIE. I WANNA CUDDLE HIM AND HAVE TEN THOUSAND BABIES WITH HIM."

Now I know what you are thinking.

This is probably the worst thing ever seen and known to man kind. Worst fanfiction ever. But did you know that any anime characters have their own thoughts. Kinda like Toy Story, ya know. Where they can have their own mind. Lisa was blabbering as loud as possible, and eventually, her human sized body pillow of Natsu turned into Natsu himself.

"HEY! The hell is this racket?!"

Lisa turned around, and then squealed in delight. Her husbando was alive.

"Get away from me, girl!" Natsu then looked at Lisa only to see her Lucy body pillow, but instead saw Lucy—the real one—To look at her angrily.

She pulled out her keys only to quickly summon Aquarius. "YOU BITCH. I'M GONNA KILL YOU FROM HUGGING MY LOVE!"

Natsu stopped her from doing so, however.

"LUCY! We are in the Human World, we can't do this now! She is helpless!"

"Natsu, don't you dare underestimate this skank. She has posters of you all around the room." Lucy then turned to Lisa. "This girl is going to back stab us. After all, Otakus are made to like and do wrong things to only anime characters like us."

Lisa was severally hurt. "I-I am gonna go." She ran off crying and leaving a stream of tear behind her.

Natsu then gave Lucy a glare. "YOU…YOU IDIOT! She was a girl who liked me, she didn't say anything bad about you or anything! You can't blame her!"

Will this ever be continued? This all is up to Lisa-Holly Kelley! Go ask her on facebook if you want!