Hey! I've seen loads of tumblr posts and stuff about small funny things they wish happened in books, so I will try to do a few.
As the Pureblood, Ace King, said the word, "Mudblood," The muggleborn, Mia Wright, licked her hand and wiped it on Ace's forehead. "What in merlin?" He said, confused. "Got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back in your place," Mia said. All the muggleborns in the vicinity started walking towards him, stomping their feet on the ground. *Stomp stomp CLAP. Stomp stomp CLAP* As they got closer to Ace, he backed against a wall. Is this some kind of damning ritual?! He thought, terrified. "I'm sorry! I don't want to go to hell!" The muggleborns enclosed him, and he slid down the wall, scared for his life.
Thanks for reading! I'm bored, you see, so I just thought, "why not." Anyway, bye!
Credit:
dick-jenga, forgivensam and anonof5puns.