When Experiments Backfire

by Zenin

The Queen of Chaos is at it again...but something goes terribly wrong in her newest diabolical plan to rid the earth of the goody-two-shoe gods. What happens when the world finds things a bit mixed up? No, more than just a bit mixed up...

1. The Plan

When Experiments Backfire
by Zenin

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I hate 'em.

I hate 'em all. All those goody-goody gods…Mithros, The Dark God, The Goddess, The Graveyard Hag, Broad Foot, Rattail, Sarra, Weiryn…all of 'em.

They've ruined my life for what? The billionth time? And now that I've finally been set loose, do they think that they can escape my righteous wrath? My diabolical plans? HA! They'll never escape this one. This one goes beyond all other evil plots. Ohh, yes. This one is The Plan. The spell to end all spells. I will finally control the universe. And you know what? I'm going to have all the other gods as my adoring slaves. And I might even rig up a taxi system with the dragons. And…

I'm going to make Mithros grovel in dung for years on end.

It's brilliant! Brilliant!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

Now, if only I could find something that will stop my stupid body from morphing. This is the third time today that I've started to laugh maniacally, only to end in braying like a donkey.

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*Giggles uncontrollably* Ohhh…no one's ever done this before…I hope. This is a short story that is going to be completed tonight. Don't forget to review, please! It's my first chapter story that I've uploded all at once. And it's short, okay? Very short and just for fun.

© 2002 Zenin Industries